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Ovwiki (talk) 11:49, 25 July 2009 (UTC) == Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars ==

The inner four planets in the Solar System are, Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars.

Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars are the four inner planets, often known as the 'rocky' planets. Mercury is the closest planet to the Sun, and it is the 58 million kilometres from the Sun, and the planet is filled with rocky craters, but it has no moons.

Venus and Earth is nearly the same size as each other, with Venus 12 104 kilometres and Earth close to thirteen thousand kilometres in diameter. Venus is named after a goddess. The planet 'Earth' is an English word.

Mars has two moons, Phobos and Diemos. Some scientists believe that these two were asteroids before, and the asteroids pulled to Mars' gravity.

Mercury
Mercury is one of the hottest planets in the Solar System, since it's very close to the Sun. Mercury has no moons, the planets are filled with craters when asteroids hit Mercury. Mercury is a grey planet, the smallest planet in the Solar System since Pluto was called a Dwarf Planet.

Mercury doesn't have much atmosphere, and Mercury is named after a messenger because a messenger has to be quick at sending mail, same with how Mercury orbits around the Sun. Mercury takes 88 days to orbit around the Sun.

Mercury has 88 Earth days for a year, but also 58 Earth days for one Mercury day. Mercury is the second hottest planet in the Solar System. Since Mercury has no moon or moons, Mercury cannot provide any life. Mercury has the highest temperature of about three hundred degrees Celcius.

Venus
Venus is named after the Roman goddess of love. Venus is the second planet from the Sun, and is the hottest planet, because it traps the heat, so it can provide life on Earth. Venus also has no moons, and in the night time, Venus is the brightest thing the sky, and it is visible.

Venus has little atmosphere, and the land is usually shaped like a volcano. Venus's colour of land is yellowish. Life cannot be provided there, so you need special equipment to survive on Venus, and a mask to stop burning your eyes when you look in the direction of the Sun. (You will also need a oxygen tank, of course!)

Venus has reached the highest maximum temperature of about four hundred and sixty-four degrees Celcius, four times as hot as the temperature as boiling water in a kettle, with the temperature of about one hundred degrees Celcius.

Its atmosphere consists of 97% of carbon dioxide in the planet, and 3% of nitrogen on Venus. Venus is 108,200,000 kilometres away from the Sun. Venus takes two hundred and twenty-four days and 18.6 days to make one rotation around the Sun. In Venus the winds blow at least 350km/h, so it is actually very windy there too!

Earth
Earth is the planet we live on. People that live on earth are called 'Earthlings'. Earth is the planet we live on, and we have all the atmosphere we need to support life on Earth. Earth is the fastest moving planet in the Solar System, with the highest temperature ever recorded was 60°C.

Earth has the diameter of 12,756.28 kilometres to be exact. For Earth it takes one year (365 Earth days) to make an orbit around the Sun. Earth tilts on the angle of 23.45°. In the Earth, the lowest temperature ever recorded here was -69 degrees Celcius. Earth's atmosphere mostly consists of nitrogen and oxygen.

Earth is the third planet from the Sun, and it is 149,597,870 kilometres away from the Sun. Earth's composition consists of iron core and a silicate surface, and has a magnetic field from up to 362,000 kilometres from the Earth's surface, and Earth has only one moon called 'Moon.' Earth also has no rings.

On the Earth, winds blow at the fastest at four hundred and eighty-three kilometres an hour. Earth (our planet) is a green and blue planet; the green colour tells us it is the land and the blue colour tells us it is the ocean or sea. Whenever an eclipse happens, that means when the Sun is in line with the Moon, so that tells us why our eyes will get burnt when we look at a solar eclipse.

Mars
Mars is the fourth and last rocky planet from the Sun, and has two moons called Phobos and Diemos. Mars's nickname is called the 'Red Planet' because of its colour. Scientists here in the earth are finding out that if there is life on Mars since they found ice there, but there were no signs of life anywhere.

Every two years, something happens with the Sun, Earth and Mars. What happens every two years is when the Sun, Earth and Mars come in line together. This is called an opposition. In 2003, Earth and Mars came really close to each other.

Olympus Mons, a volcano that is 550 kilometres wide, is the largest volcano in the Solar System, and is twenty-seven kilometres higher than Mount Everest, the highest mountain in the world. Olympus Mons is in the Latin language, if you just wanted to know.

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Rainforests
Rainforests are forests that usually has a wet season. In the rainforest, there will be a lot of fimiliar things you'll find there, for example, the liana vine, the strangler fig, the lyrebird and there will be plenty more animals and vines that live or grow in the rainforest.

Rainforests are always covered with trees, and enough rain to create more trees. There are four levels in the rainforests such as the forest floor, understorey, canopy and the emergent, listed from ground height to the top of the rainforest. But the sad news is, that we are losing one and a half acres of rainforest very quickly. The real reason rainforests are being destroyed is because it is used for paper, timber, multi-national logging companies and land owners.

The Amazon Rainforest
The Amazon Rainforest covers over a billion acres, encompassing areas in Brazil, Venezuela, Colombia and the Eastern Andean region of Ecuador and Peru. The Amazon Rainforest also produces 20% of the world's oxygen. The Amazon forest used to cover about seven countries, but now, most of the Amazon Rainforest has gone, to create all the materials mentioned above.

More about other rainforests
At least 80% of the world's developed diet originated in the tropical rainforest. Its bountiful gifts to the world includes fruit like avocados, coconuts, figs, oranges, lemon, grapefruit, bananas, guavas, pineapples, mangoes and tomatoes. The vegetables usually found in the tropical rainforests are, corn, potatoes, rice, winter squash and yams. In the forest are found these spices; black pepper, cayenne, chocolate, cinnamon, cloves, ginger, sugar cane, tumeric, coffee, vanilla and nuts.

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The Next Section of Ovwiki's Talk Page
Facts about the Polar Regions

There are lots of facts I know about the polar regions. Both Antarctica and the Arctic Ocean have 'whiteouts.' Whiteouts block your view from the horizon, so you can't see properly, and can't see which direction you are heading in, and this could cause some serious damage to your eyes.

Roald Amundsen's Trips

Roald Amundsen was an explorer who liked travelling. Once, he decided he wanted to set sail and be the first ever explorer to reach the North Pole. But then, Amundsen realised he was beaten on time even before he started! Amundsen changed his plans and decided to set sail for Antarctica, so then he would be famous for reaching the South Pole first. After four weeks in the sea, Amundsen's crew thought they were heading for the Arctic Ocean, but Amundsen finally told them that they were heading to the South Pole.

When Amundsen left Antarctica after staying there for weeks, a British explorer had also arrived in Antarctica. But it was Amundsen who wanted to spread the news that he had first reached the South Pole. Back in Antarctica, the British explorer and his crew all died in Antarctica because they didn't have the supply they needed. Back in Hobart, Tasmania, Australia, Amundsen claimed that he was the first person in the South Pole. The news spread worldwide.

Amundsen's ship, Fram, sailed back to Norway, and this trip took a few months. When Amundsen and his crew arrived in Norway, Amundsen had other plans again, which was his favourite. Amundsen would go to the Arctic region, but in a different way. He would fly on the plane to the Arctic region. But sad news came. The plane Amundsen was on hit an iceberg, then Amundsen was claimed dead.

Sport-Australian Rugby League Scores
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The Third Section of My Talk Page
Welcome to my TTSoMTP, originally known as The Third Section of My Talk Page. If you have seen the title 'The Third Section of My Talk Page' before, you have most definitely seen it wordless and empty. I decided to put words in every section of my page, so my talk page and my Ovwiki's Ovwiki page (that's the main page, although my talk page seems more of the main page because it's longer and it has more stories and edits) gets longer, because I like long stories. So, I hope you do not enjoy the third section of my talk page, because it is awfully obvious, sarcastic, and boring.

Your Regards

OVWIKI

Ovwiki

What I have done and what I have Not
Mission Number 1: I have got a gadget on my page. Mission Number 2: I have done at least 600 edits. Mission Number 3: I have done at least 50 edits between January and July. Mission Number 4: My account is active in more than one project site. Mission Number 5: I am a part of the Wikimedia Board of Trustees.

The Fourth Section of My Talk Page
If you have seen this title before, you most definitely seen no text, making it wordless and empty in the past. Not much to type down here, so please follow the instructions as I typed in my "The Fourth Section of My Talk Page" or TFSoMTP that is abbreviated. The typing of TTSoMTP and the TFSoMTP is making my talk page longer and more boring. There's nothing else to type down for advice, so I send my regards.

Your Regards

OVWIKI

Ovwiki

The Earth
The Earth is the fifth largest planet in the Solar System, and reckoned the only one to support life here in the Solar System. It is the third rocky planet away from the Sun, and the third planet from the Sun. Before the Earth supported life, Earth used to be a planet with a red colour, like all the planets from the past.

The Earth mainly has nitrogen and oxygen in its atmosphere. Oxygen is the main key to support life on a planet. Some scientists say that there might be life on other planets, but so far, no signs of life. Mars was explored by scientists, but they said that there was no life on Mars. So far, Earth is still the only planet in the Universe to have life. Earth, is an English word, as some people say, and some people say it is named from an Indonesian volcano. Who knows which one is correct?

So, I think Earth will be the only one planet to have life.

The Fifth Section of Ovwiki's (me) Talk Page
This getting boring, but I am doing the typing of "The Fifth Section of Ovwiki's (me) Talk Page" or TFSoO(m)TP abbreviated. Please follow the instructions or advice (doesn't matter, they can mean the same thing) on the above, which I mean following the advice of The Third Section of Ovwiki's Talk Page and The Fourth Section of Ovwiki's Talk Page. OVWIKI stands for "Only Vent When In Killing Intention." Of course, Ovwiki is not in intial writing, but just part of it it is. OV; they are my initials and Wiki; is a company that designs all these websites like Wikipedia, Wikibooks, Wikimania, Wikimedia and so on. You probably had enough of reading this (you most certainly will) but I will have to send my regards now because the typing of this is awfully obvious, sarcastic and boring.

Your Regards

OVWIKI

Ovwiki

Abbreviations
(I strike the abbreviations I know).

R. I. P.- Rest In Peace

Ave. - Avenue

Dr. Doctor

St. -Street

Au- Chemical Abbreviation for gold.

P. I.- Personal Investigator- ???

Ag- Chemical Abbreviation for silver.

E.M?- Excuse me?- ???- OVWIKI

P. T. O.- Please Turn Over

E. R.- Eating Realtors- TARAFI- OVWIKI

Key

???- I'm not sure.

OVWIKI- I just made it up.

TARAFI- There's Another Real Abbreviation For It.

A boring story by Ovwiki
Thingummy One

When you go on my talk page, you often see it green, yellow and black because of the things I have done to it. Please do not do anything bad to the talk page unless it is something good. Something is wrong here. This page is really awful when it looks like this, and it looks like a digital page. I am writing this now at 8:41PM at exactly 9 seconds on a Saturday morning, and I mean I'm writing this on the twenty-sixth of September.

Hmmm... it really is the end of Thingummy One.

Thingummy Two

I am now writing this at exactly 8:46PM and exactly 10 seconds at exactly the same day I typed on the above. So, everything is getting more boring by the moment you read this, and that's what I meant about the title. It is really long and really boring. To be honest, you'll want to look out the window and see someone walking in mid-air and then fall down. I promise you, these are the most boring stories I've ever written in my life.

You are now entering Thingummy Three.

Thingummy Three

I am writing this now at exactly 8:06PM, at exactly 49 seconds sharp. To be honest, I'd rather play a game of rolling the dice to see if I get the larger number than my opponent than read this. You probably prefer sleeping than reading the "Thingummy Three " of this boring story of Ovwiki. This will be the largest section of work I have done in my boring story, so it is a good idea to read this text before you sleep. I am still writing this text at 8:12PM, even though I'm a fast typer. You may think this is the largest word and the hardest word in the English language to spell- chlorofluorocarbon. It obviously stand for the CFC, which I'm sure you'll know about this. I'm sure everyone's not interested in spelling, except me. I better hurry up on typing this up. I have a reservation at Cafe Fishon, which you'll realise it will always serve fish on its dishes, even on the beverages. My pet rhinoceros is getting angry at me, so I'd better hurry up. It is 8:18PM, and I have the reservation at 8:30PM, so I'd better be even quicker. I have to hurry. But before I go, I have a message at the bottom of Thingummy Three that you will not find useful.

Thingummy Four is next after Thingummy Three, of course.

P.S. It is 8:20PM now at exactly 58 seconds.

Thingummy Four

I am now writing this at 2:37PM at exactly 39 seconds on the fourth of October, and the year obviously is 2009. Yesterday, I went to Cafe Fishon, and when I asked for lemonade, it came in five minutes time. When I finished my lemonade, I scowled at the Cafe Fishon staff for leaving the fish bones in the salmon. I asked for water but no fish, but the staff there said that there can't be a beverage without fish. I ended up squirting sour lemon juice to retreat my throat, but it was worth it. Now I'm going to a different cafe, one at the Sydney CBD called Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas. Of course, you can judge that this restraunt serves chicken enchiladas, a traditional Mexican dish that is cooked for a while. At Cafe Fishon, when I had enough of the fish, I gave my pet rhinoceros all the fish. I was relieved that I didn't have to eat more of that dreaded fish. As a friend of mine told me, the restraunt Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas is the best he's ever been to. My friend told me he would meet me up at that restraunt. I told my pet rhinoceros to stay back at my house, otherwise he would look at it hungrily and gobble it up in one bite.

Next- Thingummy Five.

Thingummy Five

I am now writing this at exactly 9:13PM at exactly 49 seconds on the eighth of October, and the year obviously is 2009. As I typed in Thingummy Four, I went to Cafe Fishon, and that's my least favoured cafe. When I went to Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas, that was my favourite cafe. The chicken enchiladas were so yummy that I secretly ate my friend's chicken enchilada. He scowled at me, and told the Cafe El Chicken Enchilada staff that he wanted another chicken enchilada. He said that the chicken enchilada was so delicious, he wanted to come to Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas by himself just because I ate his chicken enchilada when he went to the restrooms. I look forward to going to Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas. Now I've thought up of a mission of the five best restraunts I've been to. At exactly 8:30PM tomorrow, I am going to another cafe called Cafe De Cheese Souffle, a little known French restraunt in the Illawarra, three hundred kilometres away from the Sydney CBD. Another friend of mine, apart from my friend that I met at Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas, is going to meet me at Cafe De Cheese Souffle. I am going to send my pet rhinoceros to Cafe De Cheese Souffle, because he does not like the look of a souffle, nor does he like the taste of cheese souffle. It is getting dark now, so it probably is time for bed, and I am getting so tired. Cafe De Cheese Souffle is what I have to write on my notepad, because I can easily forget things, so now here I write this:

Cafe De Cheese Souffle

At 8:30PM Thursday

Or Tomorrow.

Plus, my tummy is just dying to get the cheese souffle. I better go now otherwise I will keep thinking about the cheese souffle and then I come up with a decision that I am going to Cafe De Cheese Souffle immediately. Now, I should go to bed.

Next boring story- Thingummy Six.

Thingummy Six

This is the typing of Thingummy Six, exactly 7:56PM, exactly 49 seconds, and the year obviously is 2009. The reason these stories are so boring is because I use the word 'exactly', even though I'm not sure if it is exactly however many I type on my Wikipedia talk page text. At Cafe De Cheese Souffle, the souffle was undercooked, and somehow, it was soggy. It turns out they boiled it instead of baking it. That restraunt is now my worst favoured restraunt, so now I type these down from best to worst.

1. Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas

2. Cafe Fishon

3. Cafe De Cheese Souffle

I am sorry, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very sorry, Cafe De Cheese Souffle staff, but your souffle was indeed soggy and undercooked, and worst of all- it had to be baked- not boiled. Tomorrow, I'm going to a Chinese cafe called Cafe De Mr Chao. It is actually a restraunt, not a cafe, but I'm too tempted to put the word cafe in front of a restraunt. It is actually called Mr Chao, so I'm so sorry Mr Chao staff. I have to go there at 7:30PM; that's the latest reservation they have.

Next- Thingummy Seven.

Thingummy Seven

I am typing this at exactly 8:44PM at exactly 16 seconds on the tenth of October, and the year is obviously is 2009. I went to Cafe De Mr Chao, which is obviously a Chinese restraunt in Hurstville, a city in Sydney, which is obviously the capital of New South Wales, and New South Wales is the most populated state in Australia. Mr Chao is now my second favourite restraunt, which still means Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas is my favourite restraunts. The last restraunt that I will go to (cafe, according to me) Cafe Klagutader Von Steinleib Yusuf, which is an odd restraunt, and the culture there doesn't mix, because the restraunt is originally a German-Turkish restraunt, so that's the real reason I say that the restraunt is odd. I have a reservation at Cafe Klagutader Von Steinleib Yusuf at 9:30PM tonight, so I'd better hurry up on typing this quickly. I've already typed this for fifteen minutes, because I'm multi-tasking, which obviously means I'm doing two things at a time. I'm watching a Russell Peters comedy show; Russell Peters Outsourced, his last comedy show, and I'm typing this up, which is the real reason I'm typing this slowly. Now it's exactly 9:04PM at exactly 19 seconds, so I'd better hurry up, because the reservation is soon. Now I rate my restraunts from best to worst.

1. Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas

2. Cafe De Mr Chao

3. Cafe Fishon

4. Cafe De Cheese Souffle.

I am soon going to end this. So goodbye.

Aaaaaaaaccccchhhhooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry. I have a mysterious allergy to something. Next is Thingummy Eight (that's obvious), which luckily, means that there are three boring stories to go; Thingummy Eight, Thingummy Nine and Thingummy Ten.

Thingummy Eight

I went to the cafe, or rather restraunt, Cafe Klagutader Von Steinleib Yusuf. It didn't top Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas nor did it top Cafe De Mr Chao. You most definitely have guessed that Cafe Klagutader Von Steinleib Yusuf was my third favourite restraunt, or as I say, a cafe. The sourbrauten they gave me was okay, and the red cabbages were quite good. The Turkish part of the Cafe Klagutader Von Steinleib Yusuf was okay as well. I just asked for the sweets and they were okay. The thing I didn't like most about the red cabbages was that they put pepper in it, and I started coughing, gave eighteen dollars to the person at the counter, and left. But Cafe Klagutader Von Steinleib Yusuf is still my third favourite restraunt. So here are my favourite restraunts to my least favoured restraunts.

1. Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas

2. Cafe De Mr Chao

3. Cafe Klagutader Von Steinleib Yusuf

4. Cafe Fishon

5. Cafe De Cheese Souffle

I gave my pet rhinoceros the rest of the red cabbages and the sourbrauten I didn't want. That's all the cafes I'm going to visit, which means Thingummy Nine and Thingummy Ten will be even more boring than the ones I've been writing or typing ever since Thingummy Three, which was about me and my pet rhinoceros booking a reservation at Cafe Fishon, and that restraunt ended up second last because I couldn't stand eating dreaded fish all day long. Souffle is a yummy French traditional dish, but in Cafe De Cheese Souffle, as I mentioned in Thingummy Seven, the souffle indeed turned out to boiled, not baked, and it was soggy, and that's what happens when you boil souffle. Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas was the second restraunt, or cafe, in my opinion, and that still topped the table until now. Tommorrow, I will go to Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas again, because it is my favourite restraunt.

Uh oh... I mean... Yay! Next is Thingummy Nine, the second last boring story by Ovwiki.

Thingummy Nine

I am writing this at exactly 10:49AM at exactly 13 seconds. Yesterday, and again, I went to Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas, and the tomato sauce on the chicken enchilada was yummy. I ended up eating eleven chicken enchiladas. The next restraunt to Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas was Cafe Fishon. Someone rude, spat out the bone of fish, and when I was speaking to the Cafe El Chicken Enchilada staff, the fish bone landed on my tongue, and I swallowed, and I swallowed a fish bone for the second time in a row. I couldn't speak to the Cafe El Chicken Enchilada staff, so I pointed to his notepad, then he gave me it, and I wrote on it lemon. The Cafe El Chicken Enchilada staff said that there was no lemon, but he said that there was water, and I nodded my head. A few seconds later, the water was on my table, and I gulped all the water in three quick minutes. I asked for Coke, then asked for Mentos. A few seconds later, a bottle of Coke was on my table. I unscrewed the cap, then I put a Mentos in the Coke, and a blast of Coca-Cola blasted out of the water bottle, and all of the Coke splashed on the person who aimed that dreaded fish bone in my mouth. This was the end of my day at Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas, and invovled in the mischief of Cafe Fishon.

Next, and luckily, will be the last "Real Thingummy Series" by Ovwiki. It will obviously called Thingummy Ten.

tHiNgUmMy TeN

Sorry about the title. I just decided that I would give it a fancy name just because this is the last story of Series One in The Real Thingummy Series. Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Sorry about the coughing. As I mentioned in lots of thingummies before, I have a mysterious allergy to something. Here is a fake table of Ovwiki.

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 * } 10 000 square metres is obviously 1 hectare.

This thingummy will be the third shortest thingummy, and I will end this soon, right now, and right now, I will end this. So goodbye and this is the end of the boring stories by Ovwiki.

All stories by Ovwiki.

Whoa!!!
Hold on there! Currently (and luckily) there is none of Ovwiki's boring stories to go. Once I finish all the ten boring stories by Ovwiki, I will combine all these ten boring stories by me, and put all the boring stories on Wikibooks, which I am a member of. And I am certain that these stories are boring, so please judge these stories by its title. I can assure that these stories are the most boring you've ever seen.

Whoa!!!

Typed up on 9 October

HOWA, (which I obviously rearranged the letters of whoa) stands for the Helium Observation Wetting Association, and you might've already realised that the second and fourth words rhyme. I will type up another section of my talk page called HOWA and in brackets saying, or reading, Helium Observation Wetting Association. It will be my twenty-first section of writing or typing. On 23 October, the HOWA (Helium Observation Wetting Association) will appear on my part of the talk page. I will have up to a thertieth section of my talk page this year. I may have the longest talk page in Wikipedia, but I'm not sure about that. Better hurry up on typing up the next section of the '''Whoa!!! And the Next Real Thingummy Series'''. That will be the most awfully longest typing of work on the talk page, so I'm guessing I'd type up a hundred lines, but it'd half-an-hour or less to read that long.

'''Whoa!!! And the Next Real Thingummy Series'''

Typed up on 17 October

Okay. Here we go. The series called The Next Thingummy Series is the awfully boring stories about my adventures to cafes, or the proper word, restraunt. I will combine all the ten boring stories by me, and put them both in the second section of Wikibooks and I will put this on the twenty-second section on Wikipedia. It will be titled "The Most Awfully Boring Story Ever", and as mentioned before, HOWA (Helium Observation Wetting Association) will be on my talk page on the twenty-third of October, and it will be the longest section of work on my talk page. The "Next Real Thingummy Series" will be about my adventures playing with a football. This will make the story even more boring. I mean, the "Next Real Thingummy Series" will be about my adventures somewhere around the coast, and if you don'tknow what that means, then it means somewhere around the sea. The next typing of Whoa!!! will be called '''Whoa!!! And The Real Truth Of The Real Truth''', which obviously doesn't make sense.

'''Whoa!!! And The Real Truth Of The Real Truth'''

Typed up on 18 October

Now I have realised that the "real truth of the real truth" makes sense. It means the truth about the real truth, which means the secret of the truth. Now, to start the real truth of the real truth, I must start with the "Real Thingummy Series". You may think I just did the thingummy stories because I just wanted to, but think again. I just did those thingummy series so I could make my talk page longer. If you think these stories are real, think again. These boring stories by me are a fake, so I did not actually go to those cafes, or the proper word, restraunt. I didn't actually go to Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas, and it is not in the Sydney CBD. There is no such restraunt as Cafe El Chicken Enchiladas, Cafe Klagutader Von Steinleib Yusuf, Cafe Fishon and Cafe De Cheese Souffle. Cafe De Mr Chao is restraunt, but it is really called Mr Chao, in the second most popular part of Sydney. HOWA (Helium Observation Wetting Association) is also a fake. All these stories including the "Real Thingummy Series" and the "HOWA (Helium Observation Wetting Association)" are not real. It is just made to make my talk page even longer. The Amazon Rainforest used to be the biggest rainforest in world, and used to cover over five countries in Central America and South America, and now the Amazon Rainforest covers about up to three countries. The Amazon River is the longest in South Africa, and that shows that the Amazon isn't just a rainforest. Okay. So this is all I typed up. The next part of Whoa!!! will be called '''Whoa!!! And Real Lies Of The Real Lies''', which obviously means everything in that story is a lie, adding more lies to what people already have lied about. This should be ending soon, because my pet rhinoceros is angry at me. Oh. I forgot one more thing. My pet rhinoceros isn't real, I just used it for some use for my Real Thingummy Series. This is the longest section of work I have done in one section of Whoa!!!, and the longest section of work in one section. I know you getting bored and so utterly tired of this, so now I will end this. If you forgot what I'm going write about next, and I mentioned this before and you didn't read it properly, the next section of Whoa!!! will be called '''Whoa!!! And The Real Lies Of The Real Lies'''. Now, I end this extremely long section of work.

'''Whoa!!! And The Real Lies Of The Real Lies'''

Typed up on 24 October

Here are now the Real Lies Of The Real Lies. Well there is obviously not much to write here because I actually don't know what means the Real Lies Of The Real Lies. Perhaps it means the secret lies of the lies, something like that. When somebody tells you there is a flying buffalo in the sky, believe them. You still won't fall for the trick, and I promise this to you. When someone tells you there is a flying classroom in the air, believe them. You still, and again, won't fall for the prank the person nearest to you is about to play on you. Falling for pranks is the hardest thing in the world. I have already lied about all this, and this is the opposite of what I should have written or typed down. The next typing of Whoa!!! will be called '''Whoa!!! And The Serious Times I've Encountered In My Thingummy Series'''. The Real Thingummy Series is the most realistic thing ever I've typed up on my talk page. You most certainly are not sleeping through this, so I will not end this story yet. Now, I do not end this section of work.

'''Whoa!!! And The Serious Times I've Encountered In My Thingummy Series'''

Typed up on 31 October

In England and America, today, they celebrate Halloween, so they can freak out anybody just to scare the poor little kid. I'm not involved in this, because I live in Australia. When somebody dressed up in a Halloween costume, and a little kid opens the door, you say, "Trick or treat!", and the little kid starts screaming, calling for his mother to come to the door. Okay, so let's end this section of Halloween, and start with the Thingummy Series.

HOWA (Helium Observation Wetting Association)
Comes out every second week.

As I promised you guys before, this section of work would come on the twenty-third of October, but I have written this two days later than the said of the coming of this. So let's begin our stories and the truth of the HOWA.

The HOWA is the least populated company in the world, only containing three people. It is a company set up for bedwetters and people interested in helium, the pump that pumps up the balloons. HOWA is not a fantastic place to visit, but it is hard job to do if you're in the HOWA. Let's get on underway with our HOWA Real Truth of The Real Truth. The next section will be the first letter of HOWA.

H

Okay. So what special about the letter "H?" Everybody (except the countries that have a different alphabet system) knows that the letter H is the eighth letter of the alphabet. For example, you could use the letter "H" in the word "ha-ha" or either "uphill" or other words you find really easy. The easiest word you could fit in the letter H is "ahhhhhh", which obviously means that you are refreshed by drinking some kind of beverage. So here we go. The first letter in the HOWA, is H, so now HOWA looks like this- Hefty  ? ?    ?. You already know this is the end.