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Postioitis formerly known as poseidios in the Greek is a disorder and infatuations with parchment. In the early 14th century people were recorded to lock themselves in rooms for days on end to indulge themselves in shameless acts with parchment. Known to only some with the disorder and a select few psychologist that actually identify this as a realistic disorder it is widely ignored. One dynamic method for curing this disorder is to soak all parchment in a chili powder, flour and milk mixture that will wart off one's desire to eat and our excessively touch parchment.

One new disorder that has spawned from this disorder is known as the Post-It syndrome. This is a new breed of Postioitis and is growing on the eastern shores. Because of the sticky substance found on post it notes it is much more addicting and harder to wart off.

Psychologist Michael Volten has discovered a very successful treatment for this disorder that involves electric shock, but little is unknown about his methods. Link title