User talk:Packerkraz004

Danielle Miess
Danielle Miess

Activities: my job pretty much takes up my whole life haha. Interests: akward moments. being awesome. weird people. annoyingly bright colors. hyperanalyzing. etc Favorite Music: Kevine Devine, Brand New, Jacks Mannequin, Spill Canvas, Jamisonparker, Strata, Placebo, the sound of animals fighting, cinematic sunrise, Rediscover, Ingrid Michaelson, I am Ghost, Birthday Massacre, Mae, Hollywood undead, many many more honestly I can talk about bands for hours. just ask me Favorite TV Shows: Cold Case, Wifeswap, Whitest Kids You know, What Not to Wear, Dr. Phil, Two and a half men, How I met your mother Favorite Movies: Requiem for a dream, Down to Earth, Butterfly effect, 28 days later, Notes on a scandal, Cloverfield, rules of attraction, tons more. Favorite Books: Perks of being a wallflower, Rules of attraction, What happened to Lani Garver, catcher in the rye, pretty much anything by jodi picoult, tons more Favorite Quotations: Kim: Can You give me the 5 dollars you owe me? Rebecca: all I have is a 50. Kim: Why don't you break it? Rebecca (looking really confused): I've never.. ripped a fifty before??..

"THEY SAID FRIES NOT APPLE PIES!"

Kim: "You should name your rabbit Scarface."

my mom:"They recorded this in Canada." Me- "But then why did tha truck say "Bank of America"   my mom:"The Bank of America is from Canada."

Radio Announcer guy: "he's back, he's mad and he hates everyone!" My mom:" sounds like my kind of man!"

Rebecca: doesn't he know this is a place of worship, not a "lets grab danielles boob" place?

"he looks like a black penguin"

metal fest kid: will you go to metalfest? me: no thats okay. metal fest kid: WHY WONT YOU GO TO METALFEST???! me: because I have to work tomorrow. metal fest kid: well what time do you have to work? me: uhh 12 to 6 metalfest kid: well heres what you do! you leave work at 6 get to METAL FEST! at 7 and you can still have 5 HOURS OF METAL!!!!!!!!!! me: wtf?

metal fest kid: I SPRAYED MY NIPPLES WITH AXE THEY SMELL GOOD! SMELL THEM! me: uhh thats okay. metal fest kid -pushes his chest forward-: SMELL THEM!

Rebeccas weird cd: I OWN YOUR SOUL. I AM YOUR SOUL. ARGH

To Vulch (verb) - to steal food at the lunch table from Laura. see also: the lady who is keeping food away from starving children in africa

"MY NAME IS CRAZY FOR CHRIST CHRIS! YAYY JESUS!!!"

my mom: "mccain is an angry short man"

Kim describing... you don't even want to know what: "dude if you do that... YOUR VAGINA WILL EXPLODE!"

Kim describing my music: "this is the worst band ever. *sings* I will watch you will you sleep. I am santa claus. Im the tooth fairy!"

me reading christinas hair gel: "black and sassy.." xtina: "black and sassy. thats me!"

random scary drunk guy at two in the morning on the boardwalk to me : "I like your hat miss. you look like barbara streissand."

danialie: "life is not a strip club, put a shirt on"

"how you doin" - mike and everyone imitating him and pretty much everything mike says :)

kims brothers friend:" I know how to spell dog" kims brother "how?" kims brothers friend" dog" kims brother: no its d-a-w-g lol and hes ten.

"I want to meet my Jasmine and show her a whole new world" -xtina.

Me: shes a butch lesbian. jeannie uhhh whats that? Me: you dont know what a butch lesbian is? jeannie: is that a lesbian with no hair? About Me: Im danielle. not too exciting but what can I tell you. I like music and art in general and I love going to shows more than anything in the entire world. Im generally a happy person but am unintentionally a little overdramatic... which Im working on. I learn to forgive but I rarely forget yet I dont hold grudges. I try to be a nice person though I can also be an asshole. Im also very sarcastic and try to laugh at everything in life. yepp. so if you wanna talk to me do itttt.. I love meeting new people