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Wesley Arnold
Wesley Arnold, or Wes, is the stand alone best person ever made in the history of time.

Childhood
Born and raised in Columbus Ohio, Wes learned about life of the streets quick from a local gang-banger named Ryan Ore. Ryan Ore, now imprisoned for the raping and killing of 420 minors, saw a bit of himself in Wes, and wanted to teach all he could. Before he had started the third grade Wes had already made cunning strides in the Puff and train industry but his best work was yet to come. With a little bit of knowledge and a pipe on his back, Wes set off for a journey to New Hampshire.

Early career
Wes found a humble abode to begin his works and wasted no time starting on the biggest thing to hit Columbus since the Wonderbread factory. Before he crafted the great knowledge of the penis prison (Penew-sous Protector-fried-gumbo-prison-nous) Wes became infatuated with trains in all their glory. In 1995 Wes finished his first book, The self titled wonder, "The Dynamic brake RRRRRRRRRRRRR" The book, although now an amazing success, did not do so well the first trimester. It sold only 0 copies, and six of those were to his mom.

Wes did not let his recent failures discourage him. In an attempt at getting some press for the book, Wes appeared on "Last Call with Carson Daily", in June of 1996. This was a start of the hit drama that launched Fox into Prime time royalty, "Hookah Stories with "Wes "The puffman" Arnold""

After two years Fox network executive Jordan Jones decided the Hookah stories were on the outs and canceled the show after 26 episodes.

Wes took this to heart vowed never to speak to Jordan again. In October of 1999 Wes took it a step further when he declared, "No matter what i say, when I say, or how important it is, Don't tell Jordan!!!!" Jordan Jones to this day does not know Wes said this.

Wes, even though his show was canceled, was still living the Rockstar lifestyle. He bought a house in cape cod and hired many beautiful women to be his personal assistants. He had everything any man could ever want, except for just one thing. One day, as Wes was sunbathing out on the terrace, he looked up and saw the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. He immediately called down to her, "What is your name?". "Sarah Laird", she replied. He ran to her, but could not find her. He searched all over town for her, but she was nowhere. Maybe it was a dream, he thought to himself. No! No dream thought up in his head could ever contain such unfathomable beauty. Wes hoping he could once again achieve fame so he could find this "Sarah Laird" left cape cod, and went back to his hometown of Columbus Ohio.

Life at Home
Wes, now back in his hometown, started hooking up with old friends and getting contacts all over the place. He got back to telling Hookah Stories at a popular club, The Vault, and was becoming a local celebrity.