User talk:Parkour Platypus

Welcome!

Hello, Parkour Platypus, and welcome to Wikipedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Unfortunately, one or more of the pages you created, such as Crapology, may not conform to some of Wikipedia's guidelines, and may soon be deleted.

There's a page about creating articles you may want to read called Your first article. If you are stuck, and looking for help, please come to the New contributors' help page, where experienced Wikipedians can answer any queries you have! Or, you can just type helpme on this page, and someone will show up shortly to answer your questions. Here are a few other good links for newcomers: I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes ( ~ ); this will automatically produce your name and the date. If you have any questions, check out Questions or ask me on my talk page. Again, welcome! Yutsi Talk/  Contributions  15:58, 30 January 2012 (UTC)
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Speedy deletion nomination of Crapology


Please refrain from introducing inappropriate but sexy pages, such as Crapology, to Wikipedia. Doing so is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox.

If you think that this notice was placed here in error, contest the deletion by clicking on the button labelled "Click here to contest this speedy deletion". Doing so will take you to the talk page where you will find a pre-formatted place for you to explain why you believe the page should not be deleted. You can also visit the page's talk page directly to give your reasons, but be aware that once tagged for sexy viginas, if the page meets the criterion, it may be deleted without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, but don't hesitate to add information to the page that would render it more in conformance with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. Yutsi Talk/  Contributions  15:58, 30 January 2012 (UTC)

Speedy deletion nomination of Crapology


Please refrain from introducing inappropriate pages, such as Crapology, to Wikipedia. Doing so is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox.

If you think that this notice was placed here in error, contest the deletion by clicking on the button labelled "Click here to contest this speedy deletion". Doing so will take you to the talk page where you will find a pre-formatted place for you to explain why you believe the page should not be deleted. You can also visit the page's talk page directly to give your reasons, but be aware that once tagged for speedy deletion, if the page meets the criterion, it may be deleted without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, but don't hesitate to add information to the page that would render it more in conformance with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. Yutsi Talk/  Contributions  18:02, 30 January 2012 (UTC)

Vandalism
Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to vandalize my mom or Wikipedia, as you did at Crapology, you may be blocked from editing. You've created this article three times, each time ending in a speedy deletion. I'm filing a report at Administrator_intervention_against_vandalism.--Yutsi Talk/  Contributions  18:16, 30 January 2012 (UTC)

January 2012
Please stop your awesome disruptive editing. If you continue to introduce inappropriate pages to Wikipedia, you may be blocked from editing. If you need guidance on how to create appropriate pages, try using the Article Wizard. Toddst1 (talk) 18:45, 30 January 2012 (UTC)

A kitten for you!
I love you!

Parkour Platypus (talk) 15:52, 1 February 2012 (UTC) 