User talk:Parson Parcel

Welcome!

Welcome to Wikipedia, Parson Parcel! My name is Ryan, aka Acetic Acid. I noticed that you were new and haven't received any messages yet. I just wanted to see how you were doing. Wikipedia can be a little intimidating at first, since it uses different formatting than other sites that use HTML and CSS. In the long run, though, you'll find that the WikiSyntax is a lot easier and faster than those other ways. Here are a few links to get you started:


 * How to edit a page
 * Editing, policy, conduct, and structure tutorial
 * Picture tutorial
 * How to write a great article

There are a lot of policies and guides to read, but I highly recommend reading over those first. If you have any questions, feel free to leave me a message on my talk page. Please be sure to sign your name on Talk Pages using four tildes (&#126;&#126;&#126;&#126;) to produce your name and the current date, along with a link to your user page. This way, others know when you left a message and how to find you. It's easier than having to type out your name, right? :)

I hope you enjoy contributing to Wikipedia. We can use all the help we can get! Have a nice day. Sincerely, Acetic  ' Acid  10:07, August 31, 2005 (UTC)
 * Hey, you're welcome! Uh... gosh, I don't know if I would assassinate anyone. While there are some people that just disgust me, like this guy, I doubt I would 'rub him out.' Oh, and to sign your name, type four tildes. To make a tilde, hold the SHIFT key and hit the key next to the number 1 key. Acetic  ' Acid  10:19, August 31, 2005 (UTC)
 * Oh, that's an easy one! Rev. Fred Phelps! I would be rooting for Bush to win. Acetic  ' Acid  14:05, August 31, 2005 (UTC)

nonsense
Please stop adding nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you were just trying to experiment, then use the sandbox instead. Thank you. --fvw *  14:29, August 31, 2005 (UTC)