User talk:PastaBoy

Adam Ford: A Boy's Life
Adam Ford is a special little "Noodle"-(Arthur Scargill). He enjoys many things such as films and english and also romcoms, this is why he studied english and film at Wales Uni. He likes romcoms as it makes him feel in touch with his female side. Its the only time he ever gets close to anything female. He is extremely abusive and models his life on that of Keith, who everyone hates. He is scared of girls and so avoids them at all costs. Even tho in year 12 he really fancied a girl in history and he messaged his best 'bud' asking him what to do. Adam did not act on this advice because he is NOTHING. His UCAS is awful, and he was the last one in the year to do it.