User talk:Patches the Inebriated Hobo Clown

Hey!  68.149.121.27 (talk) 02:52, 30 March 2009 (UTC) has given you a kitten! Kittens promote WikiLove and hopefully this one has made your day better. Kittens must be fed three times a day and will be your faithful companion forever! Spread the WikiLove by giving someone else a kitten, whether it be someone you have had disagreements with in the past or a good friend.

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68.149.121.27 (talk) 02:52, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Welcome!
Welcome to Wikipedia, Patches the Inebriated Hobo Clown! I have been editing Wikipedia for quite some time. I just wanted to say hi and welcome you to Wikipedia! If you have any questions, feel free to leave me a message on or by typing helpme at the bottom of this page. I love to help new users, so don't be afraid to leave a message! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are some pages that you might find helpful: I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! Oh yeah, I almost forgot, when you post on talk pages you should sign your name on talk pages using four tildes ( ~ ); that should automatically produce your username and the date after your post. If you need help, check out Questions, ask me on, or place helpme on your talk page and ask your question there. Again, welcome!  Until> It> Sleeps>  Editor Review>  03:13, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
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