User talk:Patman2012

The Obscure Dinosaur of the day (but possibly for ever because I have no intention updating this ever, much less ever day) I have been "asked" (just kidding, I am doing this of my own free will) by CADET LT. Holder to make a wikipost dedicated to my latest Dinosaur of the week. Now let me explain the dinosaur of the week... If you don't go to west point you won't understand because you life does not revolve around pointless traditions and a langue thought up by people who have no social life (i.e. a west point cadet), so stop reading and go have fun, or sleep, or whatever it is people do with actual free time. (honestly I will never understand how you make it through your morning without an accountability formation, I guess its true what you say: once you go grey your life is completely gay)... anyway my table commandant LT. Holder tasked down to me that ever one day I was to present, in a military manner, an obscure dinosaur of the day. Now i fail to look up the reg. on dinosaur of the day presentation and will file a C.O.R on myself, and possibly put in for hours (25 will do). So without the guidance from non-conflicting and easy to understand sources such as B.A.G or DWW, I pressed forward. Now every good presentation needs ten times the slides you think it does, so I decide that along with my brilliant narration I would add in a beautifully hand crafted masterful art piece. So here it is: The Thesaurus is a dinosaur from the Cretaceous period. It is a spirit-avore, feeding mainly on thespirit ofthe poor souls that are foolish enough to trade information for their souls (i.e. Cadets). Its most unusual feature, aside from the fact that is has a square body frame, is that that the head legs and feet have never been found. but I drew them in any way. It later evolved in to the dictionary which can be seen from the fact that both hold the same Merriam-Webster tattoo. Many of us may have seen the skeletal remains of these creatures in our English section (now your lost in the sauce huh civ. Told you to go have fun), but I believe that they may still carry disease from there era, so encourage all not to touch them. Just pester your teacher. Much safer. Also if you are a candidate applying to West Point, congrats you just gave the first installment (out of seemingly endless installments) of your "valuable time" to the gay... I mean, grey. Here is the kick a$$ ( I mean butt) scientifical picture of the Thesaurus. (and for those of you who think I spelled it wrong, you would be incorrect, because this particular Thesaurus accidentally tattooed the incorrect spelling of his name on his chest... don't be too harsh on him, he's not a dictionary... he's just a theasourous. (the roar was added for dramatic effect, Thesaurus while experts in torture are meek in voice.)