User talk:Patrick Bateman III

Welcome and introduction
Hi, Patrick Bateman III. This is NOT some automated message...it's from a real person by golly! And this real person (that would be me), wants to say welcome to Wikipedia! I'm glad you've made an account! Thanks for joining; you're on your way to making some great contributions.

Because I've noticed you've just joined, I wanted to give you a few tips to get you started. If you have any questions, please talk to us. Any questions are fine, nothing is too silly (we've heard them all). Now, the tips below - hop on them - they should help you begin editing. Best of luck! JoeSmack Talk 02:52, 14 October 2009 (UTC)

P.S. If you just feel like poking around, Help is a good place to start. :)