User talk:Pb&jcorp

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Matthew is the coolest by far no joke btw this is incontrovertible so like goodbye freud (not fraudin dawg)

Why am I so cool? I don't know, first we have to look to the past for experiences that might have shaped me into the boy that I am today. The first videogame system that I played extensively was the nintendo 64 (I had a super nintendo but I was too young to play complex games like chrono trigger and earthbound). On the nintendo 64, there is a game called banjo kazooie. This is pretty much one of the best games ever because i like bears since theyre warm and kazooie is actually idk a bird I guess she's cool though (I have the theme song on my favorites section on youtube hit me up sometime). Anyways, I think lil wayne sucks because music is 100% subjective except when it comes to country because most of the time, for country only, the extreme dislike for country is objective since it's hands down the worst music genre ever. And by that I am including IIDX genres like fireworks core, prinny core, dance core, night core, judas core, kill em all core, nazi buts core, neoexdeath core, big bridge core, slow fast core, summers eve core, etc.

Btw, I think Meg Ryan would be the perfect poster child for summer's eve except she was attractive when she was young so idk :X. I blame our distorted vision of women as the main source of shallowness in teenage boys. Look, the girl I like right now isn't exactly a 10. She's more like a 8 because honestly she's not perfect; nobody is (except me but banjo tooie was better than the first so). However, there are things about her that I DO like that have nothing to do with physical appearance or pheromones. We are both intelligent invdivuals, yeah chemistry is a dump in my mark ecko socks but when it comes to math, I'll destroy you at combinatorial enumeration and other stuff like that (I've barely delved into superior algebra, I've been teaching myself abstract algebra and it's pretty cool ^___^).

So uh hannah montana is on and there was this really funny part im gonna change it to channel 5 though hold on ok anyways I have a grip of homework to do but to get me through this time, I cite one of the most influential quotes I've ever heard:

"House real-BIG, Cars real-BIG, Belly real-BIG, Everything real-BIG... Rims real-BIG, Pockets real-BIG, Range real-BIG, Let me tell u how i live..."

Oedipus was stupid imagine getting your mother pregnant wow that's just unthinkable. If you delve further into the topic, incest is just disgusting, even the concept of it let alone examples.

I really don't want to do this homework it's stupid and by stupid I mean it's not even difficult, just long.