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IRELAND SCANDAL
http://tinypic.com/r/2qwkjg3/9

National Flag of Sad Sad Survivors BY Iris

http://tinypic.com/r/1z6bfv6/9

National Flag of Gay Man Ireland Runningitis BY Peachy

PROLOGUE: This is an article about the phenomenon that has swept across the life of a poor woman. This is... The sad life of a flower.

It all started with a phone call. 9 o'clock this morning. His voice was so dry. "I have to tell you something." He rasped with the voice dried by a thousand suns. "I'm in Ireland." He confessed. "Don't get mad." Was he serious? Apparently. It seemed appropriate to hurl choice words his way for his heinous crimes. "A-Are you serious?" I had tears streaming down my cheeks. "Yes. I'm in Ireland" He paused. "...With Gil." Who was Gil, you ask? The gay man in question. "A-Are you serious?" "Yeah." "Why the hell didn't you tell me earlier?" I cried in vicious contempt. "Because I thought you would get mad." Author's Note: DUH KOGA, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING Yes. This idiot had run off to Ireland with a wonderful gay man, leaving the poor girl alone... Shocked... Baffled. And that is how my boyfriend left me for a gay man. In Ireland.

Please, Gay Man Ireland Runningitis is very common in the US. At least 100/100 people every day suffer from this. You can save these distraught women by dropping exactly 3344333443 PANDAS on the doorstep of a random Australian girl. Also, gently place 103239392 Phil Mizuno's aka hottest husband ever (You missed out Koga. Enjoy Ireland.) on the doorstep of a lonely Californian girl. SUPPORT THE CAUSE

PHIL MIZUNO, If you are reading this... Please feel free to stop by Iris' place dressed as Koga. Bring Shrimp Cocktails with Dr Pepper.

Written by: Iris aka. Smooshie Honey Bear

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Peach aka. Soul Sister #1


 * Everything in this story is completely factual SO IF YOU SEE A KOGA RUNNING AROUND WITH A GAY MAN IN IRELAND, Please... Please. DROPKICK HIS BUTT BACK TO CALI***