User talk:Pedaiah117

Hello, my name is Donovan P. Bigglesworth of Camelot.

I am the first man ever to discover and eat the coveted golden M&M. King Arthur gave me the bag of M&M's himself. I opened it and there it was, glinting suggestivly at me from the bag. I quickly devoured my prize.

Later, I single handedly fought off a horde of vicious plague rats in western Europe. Afterwards I went for a swim across the atlantic ocean and eventually ended up in the arctic circle.

Several decades later I came upon the North Pole as a part time elf in Santas Workshop. It was very cold up there and life as an elf in Santas Workshop was so horribly dull. After several years of building toys I quit and moved on to "higher things."

Currently I am living on the moon and if you look hard enough you just might see my face imprinted on it. Oh, and the cow who tried to jump over the moon didn't quite make it. Moon beef is delicious.

DPM