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Bradley Stevens

Birth

Bradley James Stevens was born on the 30th of April 1993 to John and Barbara Stevens (Fatha and Mother. Nurses were astonished when he appeared for the first time as he was born with a full manly beard, thick bushy chest and leg hair but the most surprising of all was the sheer length of his pubic hair. Nurses were ordered by doctors to remove at least half of his pubic hair as it posed a choking/hanging danger to the young but old looking but wise bradley stevens. Bradleys time in the hospital was shortlived as he quickly assured himself as alpha baby by battering the other babies within an inch of their lives. For this bradley spent a year in a babies offenders unit where he learnt his first words which was 'HELLS TEETH!'. The beast has awoken!

Early life

Once released from he prison bradley soon made himself a local celebrity by powerbombing an individual who got in his way and also by choked someone else he disliked until they went purple. He was only stopped from killing him when 3 teachers had to wrestle him off. Bradley attended cramlington learning village and his image soon gave him a reputation as being a 'nutter'. Bradley was a man mountain at this point by towering head and shoulders over every other child at the school. Unfortunatley bradleys rein of terror was short lived as he stopped growing in year 8 which allowed everyone to catch up and therefore he was not the force he once was. Bradley was rather round in the early days often described as humpty dumpty with his bald head.

Motorbikes

Bradley likes some motorbikes

Friday night habbits

Gallon 2013 stated that bradley stevens has a frequent friday night routine. This was calculated when a correlation between facebook log ins and friday nights were analzed. Therefore is can be concluded that every friday night bradley meets with his friend pedro (who will be introduced later) to masterbate chronically until the early hours of saturday morning.

Friendships

Pedro- Bradley's friendship with pedro started at a very early age and have since developed a very serious attachment to one another and are joined at the hip. They meet up every friday night with some friction occuring between the two on many occasions.

Simon Gallon- Bradleys challenger in life, Bradley has always felt threatened by Simon as he may take his alpha male status. Bradleys associsation with Simon is to keep him as a good friend, so he can keep a good eye on his nemesis.

Vanessa Lackenby- Where does it start with Bradley and Vanessa! the first time Bradley set eyes on Vanessa he fell in love. Bradley has often dreamt about Vanessa infact he always Dreams about Vanessa. The most often dream is when he is Prince Charming and he rescues her from the tower protected by the spotted dragon named Morris, once Bradley succeeds he then takes her to his swamp and makes passionate love for ever after. A BOY CAN DREAM!!!

James Fenwick- James is another one of Bradley's very selective gay lovers. Bradley first became attracted to Fenwick because of his metrosexual tendencies, his cute exterior, and amazing body (in Brads words), this was proved at the shower in life guard as every week Bradley would check fenwick out.

Thomas Adams- Well, well, well! The man to turn Bradley curious, with his cute charm and good looks. However Bradley could never get close to Thomas as he often out smarted and out powered Bradley advances, but the friendship remains strong despite these advances. Thomas is very loyal to brad and counts him as his best friend.

Thomas Crosier- Bradley is very fond of Thomas C but the sexual attraction is none existant, the friendship is built around their mutual love for rock music, as such they often 'jam' together on a weekly basis in a Band, that is currently looking for 2 more members (if interested please contact Bradley Stevens on 07411228173).

Connor Linsdell- Bradley Stevens is far too mature to even talk to Connor Lesley Linsdell, however they are acquaintances because they are both feel inferior to Simon Gallon.

Ryan Brewis- Bradley doesnt really like Ryan as he has a theory he is a peadophile (which is not proven) (YET).

Ryan Morris- Bradley always looked forward to seeing Ryan M in the morning as they enjoyed a frequent exchange in banter.

Adam Taylor- Bradley Simply thinks Adam is a dick.

Battles

Battles Battle of parkside- In this battle bradley took on numerous opponents and even powerbombed one into solid concreate resulting in the boy spending a week in hospital. This battle was remembered by every student in the school that day and is what gave bradley his reputation.

Battle of parkside vs brockwell- Bradley, who attended parkside, was asked to join parkside in a battle against rival school brockwell, bradley accepted this proposal. When he arrived at the battle bradley carried on walking until he reached the brockwell group and he then suddenly turned around round to face his fellow parksiders and claimed that he was on brockwells side as he hated more people on the parkside side.

The golf club incident- For some reason bradley visted a friends house with a golf club and aggresively persuaded the bloke to leave his brother alone.

Bike battle-When on a cycling trip with his brother bradley was confronted by a man, bradley got of his bike and approached the man, with each step bradley took the man grew 1 foot, this man towered over bradley and was the deciding factor in the battle as bradley was battered so hard he couldn't see, Bradleys brother saved bradley this day.

Bradley has refused multiple offers of a fight against Simon Gallon as he feels inferior and is scared of him.

Football battles

When playing against a older team bradley became annoyed by an opposing player, this resulted in bradley headbutting the man straight in the nose and resulted in bradleys first red card.

When playing bedlington in the quarter finals bradley kept recieving little kicks in the back of the legs by a very tall ginger kid. This annoyed brad. The next time the ball was in the air bradley locked eyes on the ginger kid and elbowed him in the teeth, knocking out more than one, bradley then crushed the teeth into the ground and walked away with a grin from ear to ear.

Sexual experiences

Bradley has had a number of sexual experiences with females, the first of which was on the year 8 school trip to voss where he slept with one of the other pupils on the trip. He recalls it as an experience he wished had never happened as he claims to have 'burnt himself out too quickly' which can be interperated as him getting with too many girls too quickly and losing his virginity also too quickly. One of the most memorable of which was the girl who he awoke next to in biker who turned out to be underage with her mum and dad in the house at the time. Other sexual experiences which must be explained is the one known as the snowball where it is believed bradley kissed a girl very heavily after she has performed oral sex upon his person (pedro). Upon ejaculation she has a mouth full of his seamen and proceeded to kiss him for a long time. The most recent sexual experience bradley has achieved was a girl he met whilst at college called vanessa. Unfortunatley bradley wasnt the best with words and when asked 'are you just using me to sleep at my flat?' he replied 'no love i am only using you for your vagina!'. As you can imagine this statement did not go down too well and has left him single currently.

Gay experiences

Bradley is a curious young man who has been intrigued and tempted by homosexual acts as well as hetro sexual acts. He is not as picky with women as he is with men as there have only been 2 men which have ever taken his fancy which are both men who he went to school with and spend a large amount of time with. The first of which is thomas adams who brad considers him to be his first choice if thomas was to decide he wanted to enter a relationship with bradley. Bradley has made many threats of forced sexual acts and/or rape towards thomas adams which he shrugs off with out any second thoughts. The other male lover of bradley's is a man called james fenwick who bradley likes purely for his body which he describes as 'amazing'. Bradleys main aim with his homosexual acts is to dominate another man and experience the thrill in doing so unfortunatley the males he deesires are bothe hetrosexual which he aims to change.

Sexual accidents

Currently to date bradley only has 1 recorded sex accident where he decided to take 3 viagra pills in an atempt to awaken his manhood, unfortunatley he was left with a painful erect penis for 3 days which he had to tape to his leg during school time so the other students would not see it.

Education

Bradley went to cramlington high school where he earned a reputation for being a hard man briefly until the other children caught up with his manly charactoristics. Although brad became the first member of his family to reach the sixth form and on to furth er education. He even picked an arguement with miss pendulbury who happens to one of the most scary women alive especially when she is cracking a rope off the table demanding her work to be completed.

Current conquests

Current conquests to date stand at: Becca mckaie, an unknown female, an underage chick, and the not so desired vanessa

Still to be conquered (Some never will)

His one true love Vanessa Lackenby

Inventions

Bradley has many inventions unfortunatley they are generally sexually orientated and require some assembly

Estimated time of death

Bradley claims he does not want to live until he is old and grey partly because he is half way there already aged 19 and partly because he does not want to lose his sex drive becoming an old man.

Stories

Bradley stevens is a man of many stories and he always has one about something crazy for example when he used to deliver his unidentified parcels for one of his many uncles to a random house somewhere in newcastle with no other information surrounding their contents.

--Pedro3041993 (talk) 23:18, 9 April 2013 (UTC)