User talk:Penguinbooks

Robert Honey.....BIG arab....EEEEXXXXPPLLOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN...lol nah seriously, u might want to check ur house for any suspicious devices that have appeared in the last few days...or dont...if it was me id just sit in a corner and not move...fucker probably wired ur toilet so that when you take a shit ur ass explodes.

Cause he takes his shit seriously. Not kidding. Fucking run. Well...don't. There's a tripwire.

ARAB SURVIVAL GUIDE: 1.always carry a clove of garlic and a steak...i mean stake...oh wait thats for vampires forget this one 2. carry a cellphone jamming device to stop him calling his "cuzzins" 3. do not live in a building more than four storeys high with a replica next to it (too soon?) 4. move to cronulla, they drove all the arabs out :D 5. there will be more tips on surviving coming soon so until then just try not to move too much (they cat see u if u stand still)