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The only place to find the official views of the Wikipedian Hylozoist Catholics is on Wikipedia

As the first, official, one and exclusive, Wikipedian Hylozoist Catholic, mathematically I must be the Pope. This statement is issued by Pope Peter, the Gardener of the Wikipedian Hylozoist Catholics (whatever this means, exactly).

So I issue my first "Order of the Pope" First Statement by Pope Peter the Gardener, spiritual leader of the One and Only Wikipedian Hylozoist Catholic Church: 1.	There is no more position of Pope in this church. 2.	All Hylozoist Catholics are to follow the beautiful voice of God inside their own head, reading and learning about Anything they find beautiful so that they increase their ability to HEAR God inside their head. 3.	ALL Hylozoist Catholics will try to reach out to teach OTHER Hylozoist Catholics [which is every human being, actually] about the beauty that they see in the world. Indeed the world really is beautiful if you pause for even a moment to look at without the bustle of mankind inside your head.

The Hylozoist Catholics of ANY FAITH introduce the concept of MANY Metaphorical Characters within the Church, to enrich us in any way we can collectively imagine [You can be a Hylozoistic Catholic Jew, for example. And the Hylozoistic Catholic Muslims are happy to say, May Allah bless all our efforts! ] An example of Hylozoistic Catholic creativity can be seen in the Imaginary Character of Sir Saturn, which within OUR Church works like the following: Sir Saturn is a mythical and mystical Character that mysteriously appears on Earth and explains everything to little children everywhere. This is a character for Christmas time only.

The person to play this character in the stage of your family fun is the wisest spiritual advisor you can find who likes to have fun and ham things up. While the adults in the family can meet this advisor and talk frankly, the kids NEVER meet the advisor until the proper age.

When they are little (about one to six years old) and still in the Mysticallism of Santa Claus … somehow Sir Saturn (Who, of course, you make sure has the same mysterious quality as Santa Clause) … shows up at your house, IN PERSON.

THAT event would knock their little socks off … How did Sir Saturn end up at OUR HOUSE? IN PERSON? Wait, this gets better.

When the little boy or girl is at the peak of their curiosity about “How did Sir Saturn end up at our house?”

Then, suddenly, the Head of the household walks around the Corner … We will call the Head of the House “Solar” for now, to avoid arguments of who actually IS the head of any household (that is a deep fog in anyone’s brain).

Sir Saturn suddenly JUMPS to his (or her) feet, snaps to attention, and says … SIR! General Solar! At your service General!

Solar says, “At ease, Sir Saturn”

Your Child immediately wonders, “Wait a minute here, THE Sir Saturn works for Daddy?” If that doesn’t earn you the respect you deserve as a parent, I do not know what will.

This author says “Daddy” because he is a male, and would have wished to have a Sir Saturn in his life. I loved and honored my Dad as it was … this event would have just dropped my jaw to the floor.

If anyone cannot create the most Delightful confusion in a Child’s Heart with this (they may believe in Santa for YEARS), other Hylozoistic Catholics will help you discover how to do this.

The Hylozoist Catholics split the concept of Jesus into TWO concepts.

First, there are the Words of the ACTUAL MAN JESUS, which the world still does not know because, for some strange reason, no one has bothered to track down the ORIGINAL words of Christ so that we may inspect them and see if we agree with the Actual Man named Christ.

In all respect to the Actual Man named Christ, we must ALL stop saying things by the “Words of Christ” for a short time until the Hylozoist Catholics go back and reconstruct his actual words for the approval by the World via various electronic mechanisms.

Second, we have the Metaphorical Richness of the Concept of Christ, which is the most powerful CONCEPT in the world in Peoples Hearts (two Billion of us). The Hylozoist Catholics are trying to prepare a report for the world on this issue.

For those who want to follow their intellect to learn about God and the Soul of Themselves, the Hylozoist Catholics attest that the clearest document we have found on the nature of Soul in the Internet is the document called, “Finally, an argument a Man can win”, which can be found here [insert link to the “Soul” document I issued on New Years Eve].

We do not at all guarantee this IS a clear document on Soul [it’s a complicated subject], but only that this is the clearest that a man has written so far, and that a website of many people has been able to make clearer even yet.

The intellectual side of this is so complicated it might take some time to establish the true Hylozoist Catholic position.

The Hylozoistic Christians ask for the Grace, Wisdom and Patience of Allah while we try to understand and integrate the Quran into our hearts, and we ask for the help of the Muslim Social Scientists to translate the Quran into the most accurate English we can, so that ALL of our Hearts may understand the Wisdoms of Allah.

Most people in the English speaking world have NO Clue that Allah has many different names, and that is a loss to the fabric of our Souls.

With the able bodied help from the Hylozoistic Christians Muslims [remember you can be Hylozoistic Christian Anything], we stand as a team on this, and WE will not lose a a single iota of the wisdom of Allah.

If we can, we would like to translate the Quran into an English Speaking beautiful work of Art. .



The Hearts and Minds of the Hylozoist Catholics love the Rich Texturing that God, Allah, and all Others have given to the Human Race.

We intend to preserve the beautiful Heart and Mind in any person who wants to preserve that part of themselves to hand as a record to their children.

The Hylozoist Catholics want in their Heart and Mind to give you a Solemn Oath and Guarantee:

We stand as a Team ready to deliver whatever you need to keep your family warm, safe and happy.

And that is the WORD of the Hylozoist Catholics as a promise to the rest of the world.



Just gives us a few days to do it before getting angry at any of us.

Signed,

Peter the Gardener

Can I be of assistance to anyone?
I try to write only beautiful things for people to read.

In the website www.gardenofdestiny.com, you will see an example of work which I created using the pages from Wikipedia as my resource base (and the help of my Niece, Ann, a professional editor)

I offer to work any Wikipeidans on making that a better document by the transfer of what I wrote to Wikipedia for communal editing

In the meantime,

Is there ANYTHING I can write for YOU, that will keep your family warm safe and happy?

Peter the Gardener

If anyone wants to study the actual Catholic View of Soul ...
I can Post an article compiled Only from New Advent documents call "Finally, an argument a Man can win", if it would please any Wikipedian.

It is quite a clear description of what Soul Actually IS! I am astonished at how clear the Catholics were, since I was formerly an atheist. Remarkably, after finding this series of articles which actually EXPLAIN soul (as clearly as any of us are going to get ... it is a complicated subject after all), ... I found out there is a God after all, and there is quite clearly a God

With love,

Peter the Gardener