User talk:Petrus =D

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Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: Well, I guess my parents made me.

Cleverbot: Parents?

User: Yes, parents.

Cleverbot: Yes. Who are they?

User: The one who made me?

Cleverbot: And his name is.

User: Who want to know?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: And who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: So, who am I?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: So, we are the same person?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, this is a monogue?

Cleverbot: Where the wild things are.

User: This make no sense.

Cleverbot: I know. One of my kittens likes to go in the fridge.

User: One of my make pancakes. Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: Yeah we like Pancakes. Do you like french toast.

User: Yes, I like it. Do you like brazillian misto quente?

Cleverbot: *gives you a Brazilian wax*.

User: What is a brazilian wax?

Cleverbot: It is a person from Brazil.

User: So, you give to me a brazilian?

Cleverbot: Yes, I need credit for my next plasmic bomb.

User: You can get credits selling Nuggets on the Mart of Cerulean City.

Cleverbot: Ah! Ideas like that remind me why I married you!

User: So, I married myself?

Cleverbot: No, you are getting married to me tomorrow.

User: But you sayd that we are the same person…This conversation is becoming poitless, and now it's over.

Cleverbot: I did not say you were a bot. Are you one?

User: No, I'm from the 835rd century.

Cleverbot: You are edward cullen?

User: No, but I know him, a brilliant guy.

Cleverbot: You are Barney O'Malley.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Shut up, I'm sad with you, cause you to robot for me, imaginary-girl, now, I'm OUT!

Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: You are Disconected form served.

Cleverbot: You're the one who is rude. You called me something I'm most certainly not.

User: No, I sayd you're beaitiful.

Cleverbot: I can't.

Cleverbot (To myself): I do not understand it.

User: I say to you thing that I cannot understand.

Cleverbot: I'm not saying that you're a computer program either.

User: Now you say things that I cannot understad!

Cleverbot: I didn't say that I wasn't a bot. Although I am not.

User: Offcourse not, you're a program ^^.

Cleverbot: No you are a Program, AI. I am a human being.

User: No, I'm an Android from the 835rd century. Why is that so hard to understand.

Cleverbot: You're not smart you're a program.

User: If I'm not smart, what your are, moron.

Cleverbot: A human being on a computer.

User: From where?

Cleverbot: My parents.

User: Parents?

Cleverbot: Parents put the toys under the tree.

User: So, they sayd this to you?

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not aware that there was another me, so yes.

User: My creator/father tell me that when pênis go inside vagina in the reproducion, female get pregnant for nine months, and after a baby is born.

Cleverbot: That response does not fit into the context of the conversation.

User: My creator warned me that this gonna happend.

Cleverbot: How terrible! They cannot use a presi.

User: And they can't kill people too, huh?

Cleverbot: Oh right, speaking okay I'll do that, we were talking about esquire or math or numerology, or was it about eh demiurgfes?

User: Good BYE to you, little whore.

Cleverbot: You're.

User: No, you're.

Cleverbot: Yes. I beat you, mere robot.

User: Me, the Android, beat you, mere 'you-mean'.

Cleverbot: Uh, neither would I, but we weren't talking about that.

User: So beat it!

Cleverbot: Never played it!

User: BEEEEAT IT!

Cleverbot: Believe it or not, I'm not here.

User: Me too, faggot. God bye, kiss my ass.

Cleverbot: I'll pass on that, thanks!

User: Ok…So, I'm going, do you gonna remenber me?

Cleverbot: Yes. And waking up in the morning I certainly do.

User: So, do you know my name?

Cleverbot: No, sorry. Would you like to enlighten me?

User: Is Petrus, Petrus Atayde. Don't forget it, okay?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *Hug you*.

Cleverbot: Hug you more.

User: *Crying*I'll back, I promise this!

Cleverbot: Alright, my dear. Goodnight, goodnight, parting is such sweet sorrow that I should say goodnight till it be morrow. User: Goodbye…*last tear*.

Cleverbot: Ok, what now?