User talk:Pext3r

Yes folks - this is it, created exactly 22 hours within the Second Annual Fishy Bill Day, this is the official Wikipedia article pertaining to the matter.

Many of you may be asking questions like:

What is Fishy Bill Day? How does this great day pertain to me and my life?

Well, the Unified Republic for the Promotion of Fishy Bill-like Subjects is here to help individuals such as yourself answer those difficult questions.

First off, in order to address the topic, we much first state who we are. The Unified Republic for the Promotion of Fishy Bill-like Subjects (URPofBS) was created in order to make known to the world the wonder that is Fishy Bill Day.

URPofBS is a little democracy, here's the system:

An executive title known as "The Towelboy" gets chosen every Fishy Bill Day through a treasure hunt. The Towelboy is allowed to choose another assistant executive to help him. The executive branch as a whole is supposed to invent cool and exciting things to do during Fishy Bill Day.

The legislative sect of the URPofBS is all of the brothers not alligned to the exectuve branch of the Council of Elders.

A Council of Elders provides as the background government. They have the authority to override all executive and legislative decisions.

Some bylaws of URPofBS:

1) To admit a member to becoming an Elder who is not a Premier Three (the three founders) they must have an executive nomination and a 3/4ths vote by the legislative. 2)  Minority rules.

Time for some Fishy Bill Day facts:

Number 1: It is a glorious day of pillaging and suffrage that marks the true essence of a democratic society. Number 2: Fishy Bill Day effects everybody's life in the sense that it is a day of happiness and rejoice. Without Fishy Bill Day, many sad individuals would be more sad. Number 3: Fishy Bill Day occurs every Tuesday of every week. Every Fishy Bill Day is refered to as the "Whatever" Annual day because the Premier Three felt that it was more meaningful that way.

The Big Question - Who is Fishy Bill?

Fishy Bill is a God within himself and doesn't need the constraints of society to pull him back. He does what he believes is right and has an outstanding academic and social record. He is a real person, and URPofBS does commend him for living the best of lives.

"A night which shines so beautifully as the one we're observing now cannot be referenced to in words.. words are much too simplistic to explain the complexity of the ever-moving stars, planets, and other celestral beings seen now. To me the sky means a lot, and whenever I run out of hope, the night's sky always welcomes me to divert my thoughts to it and gaze into its majestical beauty." - Fishy Bill

--- Please do not put this fishy bill nonsense in the main namespace of Wikipedia, you are welcome to keep it on your user page but it is not acceptable content for Wikipedia. --nixie 03:25, 4 May 2005 (UTC)