User talk:Pfiddle

To whoever reads this. I have signed up as Pfiddle but realise this may lead to spam. I have tried for 30mins to change my username to NO avail and tried contacting Wikipedia - no luck. Can anyone help. ???

Please DON'T simply write; go to change username page, as it doesn't work. It just gives lists of other changes, wrong advice and NO possibility I can find of ACTUAL ability to change. Perhaps like me it's too old.

HELP Pfiddle