User talk:Phatcentar

Centarm
Centarm's were originly created by an evil scientists on the planet Zuqrba. The scientists was named Centaurus. Centarm's roamed the grasslands of Narnia, in search of the magical cat musturd. The magical cat mustard, if found and spread all over the master cenatarm it will turn all onther centarm's back into humans. Bill Clinton has been hunting centarm's for thousands of years for there soft pelt, blood that allows you to live for eterneties, and platnium poop. He read a fourtune cockie at Pei Wei. He didnt belive the astonishing cockie until that night when he was sleeping,a man with the apperance of Jesus completly naked except for a pair of converce walked into his room, he licked the inside of Bil Clintons ear until he awoke. Jesus softly whispered, " the key is the to eternal life is the path of the blue centarms." Bill soon relised what he had to do. The centarms have been retaliating by putting a bag of burning platnium poop on his windshield every cincodemiao. This feaud has been going on since Peter Griffin has been fat, ya that long. The centarms have brought many celebrities into the fight such as: Paul Watson in whale wars, Oprah Winfrey, Pamela Anderson, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, and the all famous Stevo from Jackass. While Bill Clinton has recruted: the japanese reserch ships, Gail, Small Brests, Puberty, Hard tests,and concrete. On Deceber 12 1933, Bill Clinton went on a massive nation wide massacre to kill all the centarms throught the globe. During this terrible quest he massacred millions of centarms. It is said today that centarms are still hidding out in Mexico in a little tortia factory. They only come out to throw poop at Bill Clinton, but that is considered a suicide mission anymore in Centarm tredition.