User talk:Phoenix1099

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March 2015
Hello, I'm Dustin V. S.. I wanted to let you know that I undid one or more of your recent contributions to Colossal squid because it did not appear constructive. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. If you think I made a mistake, or if you have any questions, you can leave me a message on my talk page. Thanks. Dustin ( talk ) 02:28, 27 March 2015 (UTC)

unicorn farts
the reason a unicorn farts rainbows is a simple answer. when the light from any light source comes into contact with the unicorns horn a strange reaction occurs. the light is defracted by the horn and travels through the unicorns body. when it exits through the anus of the unicorn we perceive the defracted light as a rainbow. and this is why unicorns fart rainbows.