User talk:Physchim62/Speed of light essay

I guess that I won't need to diet any more: if I became 3.74 metres tall while continuing to weigh 85 kilos, I'd be slender enough, wouldn't I? On the other hand, I'd have eight times the litres of blood I have now, so I'd have to drink eight times as much alcohol to reach the 0.5 g/l legal limit for driving under the influence. Of course, I'm assuming they won't replace the piece of metal in Sèvres with one 0.125 times as massive as the current one... --217.203.93.178 (talk) 15:24, 16 September 2009 (UTC)
 * Unfortunately, you'd find that the standard bottle of wine was 6 litres, so even just drinking half of one while editing Wikipedia, you might feel guilty… I assumed that all other units definitions remain as they are written today, including the mass of the lump of metal in Sèvres ;) Physchim62 (talk) 14:30, 17 September 2009 (UTC)