User talk:Piehaters

Weelcom Lads and All Those Piie Haters Ouut There This Afternoon , We Are Makeing This Article Because We Think Piie Ruins Lives... It Destroyes Things Everyday ; Example ... It Caused 9/11, The Ice Age. Ect.. We Think This Because .. Its Ucky, EveryTime You Eat A Pie Someone Falls Of A Mountain. Every Time You Dont Eat It .. A Miracle Happends & Someone Is Cured Of Cancer ! So Make Sure You Never Eat Piie... We Are Now Boycotting Piiie. If You Are A Piie Lover, You Are In Grave Danger.. If Someone Is Passing Your House & They Smell You Coooking A Piie, They Will Shoot You With There Swaaaq Guun ! Why Eat Pie If You Die ? Its A Stupid Reason To Eat Piie. If You Are Lonely Go By A Donlphon, Not Piie From Local Bakery ! Noone Is Very Fond 0f It Anywho. Contacct Us @ The 100 Acre Viilage ! --> Its Your Choiice To Live 0r Die .. So Make Sure... Y0U d0N't EAt PiiiiiiE ! <3 Gooodintooog,