User talk:Pinkerton commercial

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Person1: What the ~APPLE~!

"AUTOBAN" zooms up on the screen with a black background.

Person2: Hello! We're here to show you a revolutionary new product from Germany that is helping to clean up the mouths and minds of the youth of america!

Person3: Children in America these days are despicable little scumbags who have no moral reprehensibility. Cursing is a legitimate problem, and the main perpetrators of this