User talk:Pirates are my drug

== == ___HOW TO BE A PIRATE___ "maybe im a man who cant pass up a chance for revenge against the black hearted (censored) who stole my ship and left me to die in the middle of the ocean -- twice!!-- and knows how to get what he wants. Now that is a great pirate." said by captain jack sparrow.

many of you have seen the movie pirates of the caribbean, or had dressed up as a pirate for halloween. but it takes a lot more to be a pirate then meets the eye patch. some of the many things you need to do is find your own ship of course, a loyal crew, and a pistol which may come in handy for other unruly captains. you also must have the desire to find treasure, and traipse past anything that is in your way.

if you let anything stop you, you wont get anywhere. you must never be predictable, always surprising. So life at sea will never be boring, and you will always have new ideas in mind on how to find the valuables hidden within the depths of the waters.

most importantly, to be a good pirate, DONT BE A WANNA-BE PIRATE! never say things like "doubloons" or "arrgh me hearty." that is what i call, a Pirate Poser. To be a real one, you have to create you own identity, and become famous for a courages act. It's never good to "talk, talk, talk, and no action." you must stand up for something that others are too afraid to do for themselves.

real pirates dont follow the crowd, they make a name for themselves. so dont be a wanna-be, and pave your own path. say things like, "oh bugger" and "savvy?" and you will be well on your way.Pirates are my drug 04:19, 31 December 2006 (UTC)