User talk:Please f**k me in the ass

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Hello, Please f**k me in the ass, and welcome to Wikipedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Unfortunately, one or more of the pages you created, such as Please fuck me in the ass, may not conform to some of Wikipedia's guidelines, and may not be retained.

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Speedy deletion nomination of "Please fuck me in the ass"
Please fuck me in the ass, a page you created, has been tagged for deletion, as it meets one or more of the criteria for speedy deletion; specifically, it is vandalism.

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Thank you. Home Lander (talk) 16:57, 23 February 2017 (UTC)

Your account has been blocked indefinitely because the chosen username is a clear violation of our username policy – it is obviously profane, threatens, attacks or impersonates another person, or suggests that you do not intend to contribute positively to the encyclopedia (see our blocking and username policies for more information). We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia, but users are not allowed to edit with inappropriate usernames and we do not tolerate 'bad faith' editing such as trolling or other disruptive behavior. If you think there are good reasons why these don't describe your account, or why you should be unblocked, you are welcome to appeal this block – read our guide to appealing blocks to understand more about unblock requests, and then add the text at the end of your user talk page. Alexf(talk) 17:01, 23 February 2017 (UTC)