User talk:Poke?

The Blue Jay was discovered in 1873 by Eric Tiledisfunction. He was on his way to the countryside to finish a puzzle that he started with Grandmama when he noticed an intresting thing in the sky. He promptly threw his bottle of anal lube at it and shouted "Remember the Alamo?!" He then drove his wagon off of a jump and did a 360 mctwist (hence the name blue jay). After crashing his vehicle into a nearby (not nearby) fried papaya and slippers stand, he continued his pursuit on foot. He ran until his pants turned blue, then red from his severe anal bleeding. After getting new pants and powdering his anus he couldnt find the interesting bird anymore. Felling mad and sad, he sat down on a curb and sang the theme Shaft. He was rudley interupted when he heard a familiar caw. he got to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs "Quasfattles!(!!!)" He had found the bird that stole his heart. He immediatly hopped on a dragon and rode to Bilbo's shire so as not to miss second breakfast. After his belly was full and he changed his daiper, Eric needed to capture the bird. He rode on his Razor RX scooter untill he finally found it again. He pulled his harpoon gun out of his pocket and took aim. Intense backround music shot through the night as he located the bird in his scope. He fired, missing the bird and setting the local forest aflame. He took aim one more time and this time he got it. Unfortunately he had just taken down the towns weathervane and now they had no way of telling which way the wind was going. After many more years of research, Eric found that his bleeding was due to severe hemeriods. He also found the bird. The good news is that the bird was delicious. The bad news is that he never got to finish the puzzle. Grandmama died several years later.

Mr and Mrs R. P. Weatherbottom ~Stercum Capitae