User talk:Ponelopee

If you want to know about Stardoll, this is for you. Learn from how to make your MeDoll (your character on Stardoll) to your fab friends...This is how to create your account: 1. Type in Stardoll and click on Dress Up Games For Girls-Stardoll English. 2. Chosse a doll that you would like to start off with. 3. Choose a username. 4. Choose a password. 5. Write your date and birth You have now made your Stardoll account!

All You Need To Know About...POO!
Poo

Poo is brown and... Slightly smelly. Originating from your bum, it has often been known to come out as dihorrea. Dihorrea is sloppy, as well as a tiny bit yellow. It smells... Extra bad...

How is it produced?

Poo is produced when tasty morsels are chewed, swallowed and digested through the internal digestive system (not digestive biscuits). When one's poo is ready, one may perch their bottom (either small or rather oversized) on the (golden) toilet seat - what luxury! Then, they must force the brown gunk out of their derriare. And that, is how poo is successfully produced.

Eating Poo

Under most circumstances, consuming your poop can be rather unsettling. Common effects are, as follows: Throwing up, turning green and smelling of... Rotten flies. Or rather bad breath. Take my advice... DON'T EAT YOUR POO!

To Be Continued...

Fairies

Fairies are real you know! Here is a blog about how to become one!

How To Become A Fairy
This is how to become a fairy:

1. Make a fairy name: Mine is Moonlight

2. Create a talent: Mine is Dancing

3. Believe in fairies

4. Make a potion this is how:

Get a pot and fill it with any perfume (five sprays) Then, you put in a little bit of water to fill up your pot Then, you put in three petals of any flower (it has to be the same flower) Leave it for a week and on the night after that week, repeate these words: I believe I believe in fairies I believe I believ in fairies

Then, pour your potion out of the window in under one minute. Oh, and make sure that you say the words at exactly 12:00. Wait until a fairy takes you away until fairy land. You can return home as much as you like. Now, once you have visited a few times to fairy land, you are a real fairy! Once you have become a fairy, you don't have to make the potion because you will be taught lots of spells and one of them be able to take you to fairy land.

All of the further information you need to know will be given to you when you become a fairy and you are in fairy land!