User talk:Porkman Pork

Advice re undoing page-blanking
A word of advice: when a page has been blanked, that is usually vandalism, and then it is a good thing to undo the blanking; but you need to check the history, because sometimes, as with Damian J. Maguire, the page has been blanked by its own author. In that case, the thing to do is to add a tag at the top, which asks for a speedy-delete G7 "author requests deletion or has blanked the page". Regards, JohnCD (talk) 15:14, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

THANK YOU!
I thank you from the bottom of my heart for seeing the whole Deck the Hallz situation for the hideous misunderstanding it is. Very few people actually believe the truth about it. Huh (talk) 11:58, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, you're welcome. Seems to me that this guy's gotten a bad rap around here.  Pity there ain't something I could do about it.  Porkman Pork (talk) 12:00, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Yeah, that's a shame. Well, let's hope your opinion on the matter counts more than mine did.  By the way, most of the contributions you made seem to have been reverting vandalism.  Not that that's not great, but why almost nothing else?  Huh (talk) 12:04, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, it's simple, I never think of anything that any particular article's lacking. Plus I'm kinda the keep-to-the-shadows, really shy kinda person.  And then, well, vandalism's wrong, I know that much.  That's what gets me kinda riled up about this Deck the Hallz thing.  The whole situation seems to me like one big vandalism that's gotta be corrected, you know what I mean?  Porkman Pork (talk) 12:07, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Wow. That's deep.  Never really thought of it that way.  You know, you're OK.  Huh (talk) 12:09, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Well, thank you kindly. Never been much of a conversating person before.  I can tell from your username, you celebrate Festivus, don't ya?  Porkman Pork (talk) 12:12, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Not in any official capacity, but I like the holiday sure enough. Can I assume from your username that you like, well, pork?  Huh (talk) 12:13, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Better believe it, Feats (can I call you that?). Pork's the meat of kings.  Especially bacon.  I love bacon.  Porkman Pork (talk) 12:14, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
 * That is such a freaky coincidence, bacon is my favorite food too! And sure, you can call me Feats!  Can I call you Pork?  Huh (talk) 12:16, 14 December 2008 (UTC)
 * No kidding? Well, sure you can call me Pork.  You know, Feats, I told you I've always been a shy person.  Well, now I can't stop talking here!  Crazy, innit?  Porkman Pork (talk) 12:19, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

SSP report on you
You have been accused of sockpuppetry, which means that someone suspects you of using multiple Wikipedia accounts for prohibited purposes. Please make yourself familiar with the notes for the suspect, then respond to the evidence at Suspected sock puppets/Feats-O-Strength (2nd). Thank you. Daniel Case (talk) 17:46, 14 December 2008 (UTC)