User talk:Postmodernheroism

Postmodernheroism is an alias used by Oliver Slone Janovitz.

Biography

Oliver was born on April 30, 1990, to Patricia and Evan Michael in rural areas of Indiana, US. Evan Michael converted to the Mormon faith from Judaism and accordingly raised his son (Oliver had an elder brother as well as a few half brothers from his father's practices of polygamy).

Around 2002, Oliver and his family moved to Cranbruy, New Jersey where they still reside. Oliver's brother graduated from Purdue University as the valedictorian and went on to the MD/PhD joint program at Cornell University.

When Oliver entered high school, he joined the Mock Trial team; he was subsequently named Rolliver and after a few months, sphincter. Oliver currently attends Princeton High School where he does his homework in math class, computer programs in his spare time, writes bad poetry to a girl named Megan, and. . . and. . . munches on rugs as a calorie-free snack. Oliver also MUDS in his spare time.

www.janovitzthespincter.net