User talk:Prochut

STEVE PROCHUT

1. INTRODUCTION

Scholars have few hypotheses as to where and when Steve, or as the natives of Southern Laos call him, "Pollack the Terrible," first came into being. Some maintain that he is a myth concocted from the Norse (Vikings) involving a sea otter becoming a man. Others point to cave paintings found in Northern Zimbabwe as the source of his existings. Yet, for all these fanatical and fantastical ramblings, the truth is actually far more sophisticated, involving acts of sacrifice, love, joy, math problems, and redemption sprinkled in with sensual acts that border on the edge of lunacy.