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Vera Bradley Syndrome

Some girls like Coach. Some girls prefer Longchamp. I, however, am the reason why Vera Bradley exists. My purchases each weekend are the sole reason that the business is still up and running. The symptoms of this syndrome include excessive money loss on weekends/vacations, thoughts and/or hallucinations in Pinwheel Pink or Daisy Daisy. Another common symptom is dressing in all Vera Bradley products. For example, on occasion I may/may not be wearing my Hope Garden flip flops, my Java Blue or Bali Blue headbands, and I may/may not be carrying my Hope Garden beach towel within my Mediterranean Blue beach bag. Some consider me stylish, while others are a tad concerned for my mental health. Another way my friends recognize that I have this syndrome, is that www.verabradley.com is my homepage. Upon entering the Vera Bradley Store at the Natick Collection, I casually quiz the employees on all the pattern names, just to prove to them that I know more. This syndrome is lifelong, and the only way to satisfy the drive for this syndrome, is to simply buy more. For instance, allow yourself to indulge in the new patterns and products that come out every few months. I, however, am more fortunate then all of you because I get invited to private viewing parties at the Natick Collection. These parties are invite only and I am commonly introduced as the guest of honor. Don’t worry if you think that you have this syndrome. This syndrome is quite common in teenage girls and do not worry if you spend too much money on these products. Your mental health is far more important than money.