User talk:Punctuallylate

Don't do drugs (unless prescribed by a doctor).

Don't smoke (unless you are smoking grass).

Don't drink artificially flavored beverages (unless they contain alcohol).

Don't have gay sex (unless you are gay, bi-, or try-sexual.)

Anal sex does not necessarily make you gay (but it can in certain circumstances, not that there is anything wrong with that).

Don't believe in an "-ism" (unless it is preceded by "org").