User talk:Pureghost

His name is Max and he's going to school He doesn't wear a helmet 'cause he's so cool He keeps his helmet on his bars Darts out randomly in front of cars

Talks on his phone while rollin' down the street He even has a girlfriend, ISN'T THAT SWEET!? He hits on chicks even if they're skanky He smells his pits and THEY'RE HELLA STINKY!

OK, I just need to clarify one mother f---ing thing, Max is a bad ass mother f---er, if you dont f---ing believe me, then look at his mother f---ing helmet on his mother f---ing handlebars, holy s--- that guy is hardcore! Oh yeah, and he swears a s---load, and everyone knows that's f---ing awesome!

What's this? Is this is a hardcore part? YEAH!! Just like Max!

HIS NAME IS MAX! HE DOESN'T WEAR A HELMET! HE KEEPS IT ON HIS HANDLEBAR! HE'S FAILING ALL HIS CLASSES! AND HE'S ONLY... 10!?

What? I thought he was like 26. So you're telling me that I wrote this badass song about a ten year old!?

You know what? I don't care if he's 10, or 50, or even a friggin' baby, he's still more hardcore than I'll ever be, and I'm 32!

Wait, Max! Watch out for your helmet!

Max didn't wear his helmet Now he has suffered a concussion And he will be in a coma for the next three weeks But it was worth it because Helmets make you look really geeky. Why do I sound like a bad a rip-off Of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Speedy deletion of Hardcore max
A tag has been placed on Hardcore max requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This has been done under section A9 of the criteria for speedy deletion, because the article appears to be about a musical recording which does not indicate why its subject is important or significant, and where the artist's article has never existed, has been deleted or is eligible for deletion itself. Under the criteria for speedy deletion, such articles may be deleted at any time. Please see the guidelines for what is generally accepted as notable, as well as our subject-specific notability guideline for music.

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