User talk:Qt314xoxo

chinchillas have a very unknown fact about them
they have VERY venomous innerds and if you eat their poo. you could die- almost as easily as dying from petting them from butt to tail, that sets off their poisonious gasses that seeps from their ears and it slowly turns you inside out but the serious SERIOUS way they kill you is while you are sleeping they call up their best friend chuckie all of them have the same best friend and chuckie comes at you during the night and pokes a spoon in your belly button waking you up, as you wake up the chinchilla poops in your eyeball. VERY DANGEROUS BTW... and while the chincilla is pooping in your eyeball- then chuckie unties your bellybutton and turns you inside ot, and thats where they get the term HUMALOPOGUS meaning inside-out-person in latin chinchillas also are all trained ninjas very highly skilled...chuckie has frequent flyer miles