User talk:Quinlajo

2019 Shitpoundergate Event
Cambridge man pleads guilty to destroying toilet bowl. On Saturday morning, roommates discovered substantial feces on the upper rim of the toilet bowl, which the culprit failed to clean. On Sunday, an investigation arose implicating all roommates and a shady friend “Sheehan.” After a brief interrogation, Andrew aka “Golem” confessed to the defecation. John Quinlan aka King Dawg Pounder, Matt Feeley and “Sheehan” acquitted of all charges. Quinlajo (talk) 00:21, 27 September 2019 (UTC)