User talk:RIPTHEREVILUSM

Dickie jokes ( Micheal Dickie)
a Dickie joke ( not to be confused with Ryan pun's) is a joke.. that is awesome in every way.. it makes u laugh.. even tho sometimes its lame... ex ( whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich.. u cant fuck the sandwich b4 u eat it) one of dickies most memorable jokes EVER! another of his classic jokes ( teacher: can anyone give me a sentence with the word contagious in it? billy: oh teacher teacher pick me. teacher: billy go ahead. billy:my dad said this once when my neighbor was shoveling the snow...  he said its gonna take that cunt-ages to do that... )

some other jokes
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.