User talk:RIP MATTHEW SHEPARD

Welcome everyone! Any questions, comments, concerns?

March 2019
But, sir. I'm not doing anything wrong.

Sir. You have me confused with my brother. Yes, we live together, and we both like interesting facts on highways, but we're two different people. I'm telling the truth! Ever since I was a Girl Scout at 9 years old, I've told nothing but the truth. No matter what!

Are u telling me that you think I'm a phony? That I'm using my brother as an excuse? As if I did it myself and I'm blaming it on my beautiful little brother? Sir, I'm telling you the truth. Cross my heart! I would never do this to the Wikipedia page. But why do I have to be punished for something I didn't do?

But I didn't edit that much! The major of the editing was my brother. Please just let me go
 * Your explanation rings hollow for anyone who has any experience with sock accounts. To avoid wasting any more administrators' time I'm revoking talk page access. Any appeals will need to be made via WP:UTRS. Note that if you make the same ridiculous claims there as you have here, the end result will be the same.-- Jezebel's Ponyo bons mots 19:08, 5 March 2019 (UTC)