User talk:Ralph Bananas

Ralph Bananas is a mysterious person. He is known only by Ralph Bananas, a name with unkown origins. nothing about him is known, except for the fact that he was born in or near to the New England area. Many people were in his family, and even then very little is known about them. Almost all of his relatives are either dead or in hiding, anyway. Seven people have been found to be related to "Ralph", but they are also completely dead. So who is Ralph? He is one of the most dangerous people alive. The CIA, FBI, and many other government-controlled are searching for him at this moment. But it is impossible to find him. Every picture of him that has been dug up through the records of time has been destroyed throughly. He is said to be able to redeem the very human species, and bring earth back to it's original status. But it is rumored that the government's leaders have been brainwashed into thinking Ralph is an enemy, in doing so maybe destroying the world. I know who Ralph is. Even though he is not my friend, he is not my enemy. He protects both me and the Rebels from the Intergalactic Empire, and I alone know his true origins. But why the silly nickname? It is said that it is not a nickname. It's letters stand for a phrase, a phrase so horrible, it would destroy the universe if uttered at all. But of course, that is why he chose it. He is respected by all the Rebels, though has been seen very few times by human eyes. So this is the last warning to the Intergalactic Empire. Redeem or be destroyed. This is the last time we shall mention it.

To wome it may concern, L.D.

P.S. Your reality is not reality.

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