User talk:Razbijac III

Elvis Rules and Mashoq Stinks
One day Elvis got up and decided that he should rule the world. Everyone in the entire world agreed to that except one person whose name I won't be saying (LOOK AT THE HEADER, IT'S MASHOQ FOR THE NOOBS). So Elvis was thinking if he should kill him. But as kind as Elvis is he decided not to, instead he made Mashoq bomb the Taj Mahal beacause he is from Afghanistan off course. it's in his blood !!!! everyone hated Mashoq for the bombing of the Taj Mahal so they decided to kill him but Elvis doesn't like killing people. he made the people an offer they couldn't resit. all the people went to Mashoq's home and started raping him.He was being raped for nearly year when the last one was raping him. Mashoq was angry and bombed the whole planet but off course Elvis survived. That is how Elvis RULES and Mashoq STINKs like dead meat(although he didn't had much meat on him, he was a lot of bones.)

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