User talk:Red Aardvark

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Meelar (talk) 07:39, 11 October 2005 (UTC)

Ignoramia
You have the makings of quite an amusing website in Ignoramia. However Wikipedia is not a free host or webspace provider so please find somewhere else to create it. When Ignoramia is as famous as Discworld, for example, please feel free to come back here and create an article about it. But not until then. -- RHaworth 07:56, 11 October 2005 (UTC)