User talk:Relex333

Synopsis of Satire of Eric "Erod" Brown
Please do not add nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. --Calton | Talk 00:23, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

Since it is explicitly stated that it's a Satire, and indeed is entitled "Satire", the audience should have no trouble in understanding the extent of the inherent veracity.

Since this site is explicitly an encyclopedia and not an outlet for your "creative writing", you should have no trouble understanding the utter inappropriateness of your contributions to date.

Though I do not wish to debate who has the right to decide ...

Of course not, since you'd be thrashed like a red-headed stepchild, since you're violating several principles (not just rules) of this place.

Wikipedia contains endless volumes of Bad Jokes, Examples of Vandalism... Yes, but not as encyclopedia (as noted by the fact they are kept outside of the area for articles) and as bad examples: note that the Bad Jokes are lumped in with "Deleted Nonsense", and note the attachent of that adjective with the noun.

Perhaps you'd be happier contributing to your local alt-weekly instead of here. Do so, and don't bother me: I have a limited capacity for having my intelligence insulted, no matter how faux-polite it is. --Calton | Talk 00:52, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

Then, rather than flaunting about your displaced anger...


 * "Flaunting"?

...why not be semi-hospitable and move it to a forum or section where it could be accepted, or attempt to explain to me how to move it to such an appropiate section.


 * Why not read what I wrote? Where it belongs is not on Wikipedia. Period/full stop/EOL. As for "how to move it to such an appropriate section", I suggest you go to your local library and use their copy of Writer's Markets. --Calton | Talk 01:36, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

PFHLai 01:59, 8 May 2006 (UTC), Your caveat has been recieved, understood and heeded. --Relex333 02:34, 8 May 2006 (UTC)


 * Thank you for ending the vandalism, Relex333. Do you still want the 4 images you've uploaded to Wikipedia ? If you want to keep them in Wikipedia, please apply appropriate copyright tags. You can still use them on your user page. If not, please add to them and they will be deleted. Thanks. -- PFHLai 02:49, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

Talk pages
Do NOT alter other people's talk pages. --Calton | Talk 01:19, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

''You mean, not remove a comment I made, but that was completely ignored by you? Isn't this addition of a comment altering your talk page? Besides, it is a page in wikipedia, which means the public can edit it''

I'm sure your grade-school teachers thought you were quite precocious, but I don't.

And "completely ignored" by me? Again, I have low threshold for having my intelligence insulted, so go pester someone else. --Calton | Talk 06:48, 11 May 2006 (UTC)