User talk:Renaissance Mindshepard

Hello this is Renaissance mindshepard. A weaver of the unwovenables. Bewilderer, of the bizarre. There is a story that must be told, a truth that needs come to light....It is about a man-boy known as Mattlock, prince of pedophiles. Well he fell asleep last nite..around 10 and a dream was woven in his bed and deep within his man breast.As he rubs his grandfathers feet, and listens to war stories by the fire, he drifts off in amazement and wonder. For this dreamer had drifted away to a rockstar, at a childrens birthday party. Yes, it was the six year old stripper known as vince, around the Del Locos Chuckee cheese. A rock star was born, as the dream carried on. For Mattlock was prancing around on stage when all of a sudden, his guitar took shape of a giant wrinkled penis were there strings, stretched into veins! As the smoke poured out and Mattlock jammed hard on his cockstrong mobility, he drepmt the children pulled out lotion bottles and were all spraying him down while he jammed, but all he could here was the crowd chanting MORE!

And this my friends is a true and magic tale, of the stories Mattlock dreams up while cozied by grandpas toes. He beleives in sweet dreams and nothing less.