User talk:RevFirst

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"I have to wash my pants inside-out as to not bleed off the wonderful black dye, and because they are stupid Calvin Klein." -HRM

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Hello there, this is someone else - BandOutOfBoston

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last time i posted in this topic i was warned

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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. - Mop_it_up

It's true, we are all beggars. - ISurvivedTheOutbreak

To fap, or not to fap,--that is the question:-- Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The thoughts and desire to outrageous porn Or to take arms against a sea of access, And by fapping end it?--To fap,--to wangsturbate,-- No more; and by a wangsturbation to say we end The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to,--'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To fap,--to wangsturbate;-- ''To wangsturbate! perchance to come:--ay, there's the rub;'' For during that wangsturbation of pleasure what pain may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the fear of being caught,'' ''The pangs of despis'd love, the law's delay, The abstention at office, and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make ''With a bare wangsturbation? who would these fardels bear,'' To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after satisfaction,-- The undiscover'd country, from whose bourn No traveller narrates,--puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought; And wangsturbations of great pith and moment, With this regard, their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action. - VE_hystrix

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''arguing with religous people is on a par of talking to a fanboy. its pointless, full of unexplained plot holes, and bothand has WAY to many references to star treck'' - darksteel_ninja

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''Blister? Is that a chocolate delicacy?'' - CheesePants13

Anyone who believes in Intelligent Design can't be that intelligent. - _fkas_ (quote from Spynae)

If you're ever feeling under pressure try doing something like rolling up your sleeves or eating an orange ^.^ - DemenMaster

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''You overlook the pure artistry of that? Bah!'' - MyEyesItch

''*looks at topic creator* *holds up shotgun* ''My friend, Mr. Shotty, is allergic to your stupidity. You better hope you don't make him sneeze........'' - CheesePants13

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''[This message was deleted by a space aliens. Those damn space aliens!]'' - Tasselhoff

I'm sure this'll come in real handy next time I'm $0.01 short at the register... - zoowilly (BigDan, on a .9~ = 1 debate)

''I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.'' - broodijzer (quote from Winston Churchill)

Death, the most terrifying of all ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. - witty_name83

''mod me! NoW JeRkS!'' - no_autograph

50-car pileup results in new city sculpture. - Mop_it_up

If God is love, and love is blind, and Ray Charles is blind, then God plays the piano! - roadtoad

''BLUEBERRY! Wait, I mean...... ooh, look at the doggy! *runs after the dog and hits a poll* ooh, shiny...... o_e'' - DemenMaster

''Up yours with an egg-beater. >_>'' - redmage13

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday, and now you know why. - Mop_it_up (quote from Fortune cookie)

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Me:0_o it before... - wheeliedude

''Man... I want some bacon...'' - HarupiaX

''Sometimes one single word is enough to drastically change a relationship. That word is *****'' - Falcor

ummm Mu? - TerinDaniel

My gf's name is Marle <_< - Crono exe

I'm feeling sexy, is anyone else? - ZetSword

The cow isn't anywhere, it's inside my mind. - holydivineknight

''WHO? MIKE-*gets shot* =['' - InsertSomething

Jesus has Final Attack =//= Revive but it takes three days - Argias

''Kangaroos >>>> Koalas. FACT.'' - vampirelord18

Goowed grammer shuld allwayys bee yoused. - SolidSnake360

It burns worse than my teen anxt on a monday! - FudgeSundae

I don't know about you guys, but Lovebutt sounds like an awesome last name.... - gamerfreak121

Your college goes to mom! - Poog009

Poop - mr_balli

Did you know you can milk co-- DOGS? - LordofRodents

Your mom is a mom, right? - wheeliedude

Your car runs on cat gas. - thug2rpzguy

"There are three kinds of space. The kind down here, the kind up there, and the kind in-between your ears." - Emperor Luigi (quote fromskipperof Gilligan's Island) 

Revenge is best served anally. - _Your_Daddy_

''Girls are actually rapists in disguise. I know it, you know it, the whole world knows it!'' - DemenMaster

''Hi. <_<;; - 'theletterQ''

''Politics. HA!'' - Geohound_Ryudo

''The XD Air Force is like big brother. We don't invade your privacy though. But, we're always there. >_>'' - Jon Ace

Dawg is gon scuff yo chucks! - RE_expert44

bob dole likes yo style - kqx_wtf

*Tries to think of something good to say* - BLACKskies39

How many social topic failures till one succeeds? - ankit_shankar

I take back my earlier statement, and no I'm not being held against my will. Nope, not at all. (September 6, 2005 (UTC)) - Jon Ace 17:33,

''You lie...YOU ALL LIE! *curles up on floor...starts to droll* Liiiieeesss! All of you! You all liiieee!!!'' - UnaidedCoder

You lie... - yokoexe

''yay! ^_^ *hug*'' - RocketSoldier

fetch me a beer you redneck son of a pedophile! - monty mike

''Water isn't a necessity. Gas is.'' - teppy92

I eat children by the gallons! - RocketSoldier

''See now the thing about Halloween is, you got to know, where to get the candy. *Useless hand motions*

You go trick or treating in a white neighborhood, you get candy.

''You go trick or treating in the projects, you get capped in the ass!! Ah ah ah!!'' - CmdrPorkchops as Bill Cosby

''I tasted pee once. Thats what happens when you eat a girl out for too long.'' - Spiderman23JII

Ben Franklin once said "Life is like a box of... *zzztt* The lesson is not to fly a kite or ever say anything that can be put into a movie with Tom Hanks. - davidgilmour

Mega Phoenix ownz j00 all - Mega Phoenix

''b_tisdale is your mamma! LIEZ! ALL LIEZ I TELL YOU!!!'' - b_tisdale

Here is a link to the person MUCH MUCH better than I, God - Tnova

THE NEW GAMEFAQS MODS SUCK!!! - Jon Ace

Tu es muerto - satan gave me a taco

The smart man knows when his wang is showing, but not when to show his wang.-Fauxpasfox

''Akuna Matata. What a wonderful phrase''-williamdodge

GameFAQS > j00.-Kupo101

OG SMASH!!!-PSXer

Muahahaha!-LaVerne

Where's the beef?-Zombie_Jeff/ThunderingSpork

''Wha...? Does Wikimedia know about this? ...Oh, and go to the N-Forums.''-Shay Guy

''I've got a bike you can ride it if you like, its got a basket, a bell that rings, and things that make it look good. ''-HeadlessSpartan

Hey what u guys doing?y im i always lost ??-PY is here

hahaha i am the legendary king of drones you shall all learn to obey me - ss12mario 

"We should question as to what we're doing before doing it. Then don't do it." - Darth Wengle - The Doctor

They Called me Jared!....................Because thats my name. Jaz91 - ONM Forums

"...That's my story and I'm sticking to it." ~forthfigure

I can't wait until I turn 12!-Lion Rocker —Preceding unsigned comment added by 76.84.101.78 (talk) 21:19, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

GamerJM waz here — Preceding unsigned comment added by 69.181.135.235 (talk) 02:24, 27 August 2011 (UTC)