User talk:Rhiannanaa

Swiss Roll Watching
Swiss roll watching is a sport which normally takes place on tuesday nights at tesco.It was created by two very norty torts.Using the traditional 13p swiss roll and their stupidity swiss roll watching became a popular tuesday night hobby very quickly. the aim of the sport is to watch the swiss roll get stepped on/glared at/avoided and for top points,a person will get chicken slices and kick the at you.Swiss roll watching will usually be followed by a sausage roll fight. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 92.13.17.50 (talk) 21:56, 12 October 2012 (UTC)

BACKGROUND
Swiss Roll Watching, is a fine art; founded in 2009 by two school girls from just outside Birmingham, England. Featuring a Swiss Roll.

SPORTING EVENT
Swiss Roll Watching is a sport in which participants purchase a vanilla filing chocolate Swiss roll from Tesco, (priced at the time of invention at just 13p) and is positioned on the floor a minimum of 75Cm and maximum distance of 2 meters in front of the participants. Officially this is generally facing in North East, on a bench outside the store from which it were purchased. Participants admire the Swiss Roll for approximately 2 hours, laughing and crying where appropriate when the subjected Swiss roll is stepped on, rolled over by trolleys or mealy missed and avoided by wise passers by. The event officially ends when the Swiss Roll is no more.

HISTORY
This was first created by Amber and Rhianna on frequent Tesco trips during none social able hours of the evening consecutively every Tuesday for 3 months, before being banished, followed by the demolition of their most favorite Tesco store.