User talk:Richard Robbo



Richard Robbo is a popular figure amongst the O2 community, not least for famous Morris dancing abilities.

He is a fully qualified Morris dancer having pranced his way to the top from a very young age, turning pro very early and had running classes for all ages in his local community. It was inevitable the he would one day ply his trade on stage…

In his early years, Robbo’s life drew early comparisons to that of Billy Elliott but he wanted something more flamboyant than ballet and something that involved a costume (a skirt) so he turned to morris dancing.

Such were his skills in a skirt he became alarmingly comfortable in one and after waking up dressed as an O2 Security guard & a skirt in the back yard of a notorious Liverpool gang leader and being ordered to dance for money he made his decision to leave the dancing scene, and so the next chapter of his life was to begin….

In an effort to take himself away from the flamboyant lifestyle that went with Morris dancing and to remove the image of him dancing in a skirt, Robbo applied for the position of Charlton Athletic manager, who at the time were languishing at the bottom of Division 3.

His management techniques have been described as a blend of Brian Clough, Jose Mourinho & Phil Brown with a strange accent akin to Steve McClaren’s Dutch accent.

Robbo got to work straight away with his players bringing in quality signings such as Eduardo who were to catapult the team into the playoffs and eventually prevail as promotion champions after a nervy penalty shootout against Derby County. A result that Robbo’s assistant manager Chloe Torville was particularly pleased about.

Robbo is now a true legend within the Charlton area with a statue erected in his name outside the local Spar.

Having now won the respect of the footballing community, Robbo has now returned to his dancing roots after revealing in his last ever football press conference, “Look lads, I miss the skirt”

Robbo is currently the hottest property on London’s West end with his last lead performance in the hit show Chicago drawing plaudits from all corners of the world.

Such is the abundant talent of this man, we can rest assured he will not rest on his achievements so far and will no doubt turn his hand to a new career path and be a complete success. His fans lay in wait for his next move….

Personal Life

Robbo has been linked with a bevy of women in his lifetime. As an early dancer he would always be linked with his show partner as well as some of the UK’s hottest celebrities. Rumours have dogged his life in the celebrity pages of the daily rags ranging from relationships with Kerry Katona, Amy Winehouse and Scary Spice.

Interests

Robbo is an avid Liverpool fan having followed the Reds to most European games and was famously caught on camera during the 2005 Champions League final in Istanbul, clubbing the AC Milan physio in the face with his scarf. This incident made gave him legendary status among in Liverpool folklore.