User talk:Riversnail

Ted Cruz
One time I had a dream that I was in Texas. While I was there I had the misfortune of only meeting people with regular accents, no fun accents. One of these people was Ted Cruz. He seemed to be trying to keep his identity a secret, but I knew. I let it slide though because I was at a rodeo and was planning on racing a horse that I had bought earlier in the dream. As I went to the area where I was going to race the horse, I realized that the horse was not in fact, my horse, but Ted Cruz dresses as my horse. Again, I let it slide and decided that he might be a good race horse. We were about to race when he said, “I am not a horse, neigh neigh, but rather fear itself”. After this he took off and ran away from the track, which forced me to complete the race myself, where I had to run 47 laps, each one mile. Riversnail (talk) 02:00, 24 December 2018 (UTC)