User talk:Rizzyo

Michael Rizzo(October 16th, 1986 - Present) - Born in Ottawa, Ontario, Michael moved to the United States at a young age, where he discovered his innate ability to coax the sweetest of melodies from all the birds of the world. He quit school at age 13 to pursue his passion, and by 15 had created an army of songbirds that ravaged the countryside with its 150 decibel renditions of famous showtunes. He soon became leader of the Eastern Seaboard and staged a coup d'etat to overthrow the ruler of Lithuania, which he soon burned to the ground. His rise to power was stricken dead by a tragic boating accident in which he lost his left eye to a rainbow trout, forcing him into seclusion as he became repulsed by his own hideousness. He lives quietly now in rural Canada, still awaiting his final rise to power.