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Lisa (Smiley) Osep
Life Lisa was Born on 4/8/1993 in Tarzana, CA. Coming from a family of immigrant migrant workers in the Shanghai Province of China, Osep found herself questioning early in life what is the point of all these people?! It wasn't long after birth that Osep, AKA Smiley, Broke free from her migrant farms in which her family found great success in the production of Opium, and began her quest west to the great state of Mississippi. There she began teaching english to the local tribes. This is where she found her first love, tennis. Unfortunately due to her strict beliefs in scientology, Smiley's family excommunicated her due to the shame that tennis brought on her ancient ancestors. All this before reaching her adolescence, Osep would spend the next 5 years honing and perfecting her skill, as a local member of the Mississippi All-Womens Tennis Team. At the age of 12, she began her downward spiral into a dark world of exotic animal trade. Osep states "I was trading Pandas for Manatees and I didn't even care." It wasn't long before she found herself in love with the worlds largest and most dangerous animal trade expert in the world, and at the age of 16, she was married to this man who was only known by "African Tree Lizard." Unfortunately, the relationship did not last due to Osep's strong belief that she would one day morph into a Sphinx. This however would never come to be due to the fact that morphing into a Sphynx isn't possible. She later attended Chaminade High School in Chatsworth, CA where she recaptured her love of tennis and exotic animal trade. Osep helped lead her team to a CIF Championship as a Freshman and Sophomore, Was a member of the National Honors Society and a Honor Student, and successfully traded a Giraffe for a Chinese Mountain Goat as a Senior, all while maintaining a 2.2 GPA. She went on to recieve a scholarship to Lewis and Clark College in Salem, Oregon where as a Freshman she Finished 6-7 overall, 5-6 NWC at the No. 1, 2, and 3 singles positions ... Finished 7-7 overall, 5-6 NWC in doubles and as a Sophomore she competed at the No. 5 singles position primarily, finishing 10-3 with appearances in the No. 3 (1-0) and No. 4 (1-0) positions ... Finished 12-3 overall, 10-1 NWC ... In doubles, played at the No. 3 position with partner Isabelle Borris with a 13-5 record (1-0 at No. 2) ... Finished with a 14-6 overall, 10-3 NWC doubles record. Withing 9 Years she received her Associates Degree in Terroristic Ideaologies of the State. She presently resides in Feelin, CA, where she practices witchcraft and snakecharming with the local tribe, Feelin Bonanza. She hopes to one day reclaim her rightful place as the Imperial Princess of Shanghai.