User talk:Rmwilson1147893

I Blame Bang
Bangisbac is a player from the popular MMORPG, World of Warcraft. Bangisbac (also known as "Bang", "BangTank", "Bangthewhite", "Captain Drama", and "EmoBoi") is the single source of every players woes in World of Warcraft. Whenever something goes wrong and someone needs to be held accountable, Bang is the person to blame. Hence the popular expression: "I blame Bang". Bang is also known as "The Next Miley Cyrus".

-History-

Bang was created on June 10, 2005 on the Aggramar server. His father, Dixiecup, also plays on the same server and despite the reputation of his son, is beloved by the population in general. Little is known about his mother, although it can be assumed she is a saint for not seeking retroactive abortion.

Little is known about Bang before he reached max level. It is assumed that Bang stole his fathers credit card information and bought the character from "teh Ebay" (intentional misspelling of the word "the"). Reguardless of how he got to max level, once there, he quickly made a name for himself among the raiding population the likes of which have not been since the days of Leeroy Jenkins.

-Reasons to blame Bang-

Bang can be blamed for anything and everything. Reasons to blame Bang include (but are not limited to):

Why  quit raiding, Why  quit the guild, Why  quit WoW, Why  quit life, Your guild's world server crashing, Your guild's instance server crashing, Your guild's Ventrilo/Teamspeak server crashing, Your main tank disconnecting during a boss pull, Your guild wiping on a boss pull, Slow DPS Slow healing Vent lag Loot lag Substandard boss drops Kittens in your dojo Infertile livestock

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